Zombieboy🌸 (Baba)
@ohsovalyrian.bsky.social
Heir to The Family Business.
21+. MDNI. NOTTTTT SFW
🇬🇺🇮🇹🇫🇷🇱🇧 - 🏳️🌈
Your local agent of chaos.
#6W #BLOOOOO #hornline2017
I STAND WITH PALESTINE.
A MAJOR nuisance to society.
20.09.1999 #septvirgo
26/5’6”/6.25”/M9W11
I moan in D Flat Major.
21+. MDNI. NOTTTTT SFW
🇬🇺🇮🇹🇫🇷🇱🇧 - 🏳️🌈
Your local agent of chaos.
#6W #BLOOOOO #hornline2017
I STAND WITH PALESTINE.
A MAJOR nuisance to society.
20.09.1999 #septvirgo
26/5’6”/6.25”/M9W11
I moan in D Flat Major.
No guillotine in existence could take away the head I would give this man 😩
February 7, 2026 at 10:50 PM
No guillotine in existence could take away the head I would give this man 😩
I got no idea who’s playing football at Bad Bunny’s concert.
February 7, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I got no idea who’s playing football at Bad Bunny’s concert.
If you don’t suck the ass of your subway sandwich so the sauce doesn’t get everywhere, ur a fuckin loser 🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 3, 2026 at 7:38 AM
If you don’t suck the ass of your subway sandwich so the sauce doesn’t get everywhere, ur a fuckin loser 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I cleanse my palate by drinking Dr Pepper”
WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY TO HAVE EARS.
WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY TO HAVE EARS.
January 31, 2026 at 7:13 PM
“I cleanse my palate by drinking Dr Pepper”
WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY TO HAVE EARS.
WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY TO HAVE EARS.
Happy birthday, Franz Schubert.
Learning some of his music has been one of the highest privileges of my life.
Learning some of his music has been one of the highest privileges of my life.
January 31, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Happy birthday, Franz Schubert.
Learning some of his music has been one of the highest privileges of my life.
Learning some of his music has been one of the highest privileges of my life.
Did 7 squats today. Thinking of changing my pronouns to dump/truck…
January 30, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Did 7 squats today. Thinking of changing my pronouns to dump/truck…
Catherine O’Hara has passed away at 71.
Rest easy Catherine.
Rest easy Catherine.
January 30, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Catherine O’Hara has passed away at 71.
Rest easy Catherine.
Rest easy Catherine.
Sir András Schiff has stated that due to the political situation in the US he won’t be coming to share his music in the states. And while I would LOVE to see him live in concert, I respect the hell out of him even more for that. For standing up for what’s right.
January 30, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Sir András Schiff has stated that due to the political situation in the US he won’t be coming to share his music in the states. And while I would LOVE to see him live in concert, I respect the hell out of him even more for that. For standing up for what’s right.
Someone said let’s bring back the 2016 clowns to fw ice
January 29, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Someone said let’s bring back the 2016 clowns to fw ice
Don’t hate me bc I’m pretty. Hate me bc your boyfriend wants me. Don’t get it twisted.
January 29, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Don’t hate me bc I’m pretty. Hate me bc your boyfriend wants me. Don’t get it twisted.
Started a new blanket. My 5th piece using the Sacred Space pattern by Helen Shrimpton.
January 26, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Started a new blanket. My 5th piece using the Sacred Space pattern by Helen Shrimpton.
SOOOOO I finished the beast.
January 26, 2026 at 9:01 PM
SOOOOO I finished the beast.
When are they gonna invent an ibuprofen vape
January 26, 2026 at 9:45 AM
When are they gonna invent an ibuprofen vape
imagine being a squirter in the 1600's & they call you a fucking witch. 🙂↔️
January 26, 2026 at 9:10 AM
imagine being a squirter in the 1600's & they call you a fucking witch. 🙂↔️
This is funnier than it should be. It’s funny bc it’s accurate.
January 25, 2026 at 9:19 AM
This is funnier than it should be. It’s funny bc it’s accurate.
@ Arab and Latino men:
What do yall eat to make yall the finest motherfuckers on earth?
yall be hotter than the UPS drivers with the slutty short shorts. And thats saying something.
What do yall eat to make yall the finest motherfuckers on earth?
yall be hotter than the UPS drivers with the slutty short shorts. And thats saying something.
January 21, 2026 at 4:57 AM
@ Arab and Latino men:
What do yall eat to make yall the finest motherfuckers on earth?
yall be hotter than the UPS drivers with the slutty short shorts. And thats saying something.
What do yall eat to make yall the finest motherfuckers on earth?
yall be hotter than the UPS drivers with the slutty short shorts. And thats saying something.
Oh so 4 inches is a lot when it snows, okay.
January 21, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Oh so 4 inches is a lot when it snows, okay.
why would my man watch any other ass when he got all this obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries & chocolate shake ass right in front of him👹👹
January 21, 2026 at 2:41 AM
why would my man watch any other ass when he got all this obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries & chocolate shake ass right in front of him👹👹
I may not be able to turn water into wine but I can turn your man into mine
January 20, 2026 at 6:57 AM
I may not be able to turn water into wine but I can turn your man into mine
No condom forever or whatever the hell Black Panther said.
January 16, 2026 at 3:03 PM
No condom forever or whatever the hell Black Panther said.
Fuck a coat. You gotta wear your stove outside.
January 16, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Fuck a coat. You gotta wear your stove outside.
I’ll squeeze a hot pocket on a mf back for playing w me
January 16, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I’ll squeeze a hot pocket on a mf back for playing w me
If you haven’t had a menty-B yet this year you’re a fuckin LOSER
January 15, 2026 at 7:13 AM
If you haven’t had a menty-B yet this year you’re a fuckin LOSER
Sometimes the pencil lead that’s been stuck in my arm since elementary school tells me to do bad things. Like text my ex man at 1:55am “hey wyd”
January 13, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Sometimes the pencil lead that’s been stuck in my arm since elementary school tells me to do bad things. Like text my ex man at 1:55am “hey wyd”