idky this made me laugh so hard I'm crying but it did and I am www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr9ykAsP/

Mindlessly scrolling tiktok and found a good irl model of positive masculinity: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrmw9dVD/

btw I thought of the infamous feral hogs post while these ran alongside the tour bus but even after seeing how fractious and violent they get, my reaction is still that I'd probably stock up on cracked corn and loud dogs before a gun if they were in my neighborhood

The best part of the tour is a brief stop at what we've called the Oh Shit Bridge in my family because my aunt dated a cowboy who brought us on private visits and 3yo me decided to take a solo detour to see the gators here once

The tour guide is telling us how dangerous and aggressive turkeys are but I already know because I follow @theferocity.bsky.social