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🔪Lizzy is Dizzy🔪 🏳️‍🌈
@ohnoliz.bsky.social
Book Goblin. I love books. My dream would be to live in a library. Profile pic by Madie Arts.
Let me tell you about a story of a knife. I was given a handmade kitchen knife by a friend. It was very special gift for me. It went missing maybe 10 or more years ago. 1/?
December 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My cat came back and yelled at me again. I told him dinner time was at 5pm. At exactly 5pm, he comes back into my room at yells at me excitedly.

You can’t tell me he can’t tell time.
December 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
My cat comes into my studio, crying about something. I reach down to pet him and he indicates he wants “up”. So pick him up. Then he proceeds to chomp my wrist. I guess he’s hungry.
December 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Overheard at the grocery store, a little girl and her dad at the meat department:

Girl: Why do they kill the babies? Why don't they kill the adults?
Dad: They do.
Girl: But why do they have to kill the babies?
Dad: Because they are tasty.
December 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Mick Foley with more integrity than the entire WWE roster
December 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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𝗛𝗲𝘆!
Side Quested is up and Leo is just a cinamon roll, y'all. ❤️

🔗 tapas.io/episode/3742...

🔷 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿?
🔹 Start here: tapas.io/series/SideQuested
🔹 Or here: sidequested.com/page/1/
🔷 𝗘𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀: patreon.com/alepresser
🔹 #webcomics
Read Side Quested :: Chapter 3: 67 | Tapas Community
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December 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif.
Hard mode: No Star Wars/Trek, LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are coming to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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It's my birthday today! ☺️
If you could spare a repost, it would be much appreciated!
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Chocolate Time! Today it's Trader Joe's 70% Peruvian Cacao. It has a nice snap to it for starters, and it's smooth and shiny. Initial flavor is a bit off-putting. Kind of a plasticy taste. That goes away and the chocolate flavor is pretty good. A bit of a sourness to it. 1/2
November 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Navy Doody
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.

GO.
November 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Hello! today is 🎂🎉MY BIRTHDAY! 🎉🎂

For my birthday, plz read what is up of my webcomic/signal-boost this skeet? It would mean a lot to me!

Only 50 pages so far. It hasn't updated in ages, but I'm still working on it. Updates will resume when the backlog reaches 50 pages.

blikada.com?pg=1#showComic
Blikada
blikada.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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This is complete hogwash
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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I'm working on the print format of this strip! I'm sorry it took so long, I'm a tired thing. Looks awesome tho✨️
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
When asked by a coworker why an app I wrote froze up when he did something specific, I told him "because I hate you".
November 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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What a queen
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Chocolate Time! Second one today is Ritual Chocolate, Fleur de Sel 70%, A light chocolate flavor, with a sourness I don't care for. Bitterness and sourness stick around in the after taste. Ritual uses all organic ingredients which is a plus.
October 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Chocolate Time! It's been a long time. I picked up some new chocolate in Portland. Dick Taylor Craft Chocolate, 72% dark Black Fig. Not bad, the fig adds a small amount of fruitiness, and chewy texture. I didn't care for the texture, but that's just me.
October 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

The Thing (John Carpenter's)
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (original)
Thirteen Ghosts
From Beyond
sinners
28 years later
ravenous (1999)
the ring

(granted, I watched the first two in the last week on the airplane so they're on my mind lmao)
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

Get Out
The Honeymoon
Scream
It Follows
October 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Share a TV show you love from the 1970s.
October 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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1. 4 months ago, The Supreme Court gave families a right to opt out of LGBTQ+ education in schools.

Now, in Montgomery County, Maryland, where the case originated, the results are in.

Only 43 families out of 160,000 students have exercised that new right.

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Only 0.03% Opt Out Of LGBTQ+ Education In Maryland After SCOTUS Gives Them A Right To
After SCOTUS gave families a right to opt out of LGBTQ+ education, Montgomery County, Maryland is reporting only 43 families took them up on it.
www.erininthemorning.com
October 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Here is some non-satire for you:

Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM