Our First Farcical Felon should be grounded in the rubble of the east wing while they build the ballroom over his micro-balls. 😡

And how do YOU know my ex-husband? 🧐

I feel you, but why are you talking into the world’s biggest TicTac? 🤔

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Every dog here sends our deepest condolences to you all for your monumental loss. 😔

Tika and your family inspired millions with your love for each other, and this human honestly believes Tika made life better for all who knew her.

Thank you so much for sharing her with us. 😘❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

#ohmydog

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Misread as AI Pup looking for family 😅

Who you calling “scraggly?” 😉

This definitely reads like an either/or situation. Definitely not both. 😉

My dogs are offended by their deity descriptions as “subsidiary” and/or “additional.”

“Primary, Above All Else, Supreme” are all preferred adjectives, they all suggest politely but firmly. 😂

‘Scuse me but I resemble that remark!!

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#TriggerWarning ⚠️

NINE months??? I still have PTSD from DT’s initial 48 months in office!

Math is hardly my thing but I believe we’ve been suffering from multiple DT shitstorms for FIFTY-SEVEN months. 🤯