The user formerly known as TheOhmuPolice
@ohmu.land
Definitely the same guy from Twitter. @xX_Nice_Guy_Xx is real and strong and also my friend.
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I need to crash out right now.
I've had a real fuckass time with my health insurance this year. I'm on COBRA and I've had to mail checks. In October I went to get flu/covid shots and found out my coverage wasn't active, but it got resolved and they reimbursed me for the shots.
I've had a real fuckass time with my health insurance this year. I'm on COBRA and I've had to mail checks. In October I went to get flu/covid shots and found out my coverage wasn't active, but it got resolved and they reimbursed me for the shots.
December 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I need to crash out right now.
I've had a real fuckass time with my health insurance this year. I'm on COBRA and I've had to mail checks. In October I went to get flu/covid shots and found out my coverage wasn't active, but it got resolved and they reimbursed me for the shots.
I've had a real fuckass time with my health insurance this year. I'm on COBRA and I've had to mail checks. In October I went to get flu/covid shots and found out my coverage wasn't active, but it got resolved and they reimbursed me for the shots.
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
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So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here.
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here.
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
God help me
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
God help me
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no she didn't. that isn't true
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
no she didn't. that isn't true
I am excited to announce that We’re so fucking back
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I am excited to announce that We’re so fucking back
Oh I forgot to share my Halloween costume on here
November 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Oh I forgot to share my Halloween costume on here
Well that’s something I haven’t seen before
November 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Well that’s something I haven’t seen before
I only just found out today that this was happening
October 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I only just found out today that this was happening
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I love it when women
October 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I love it when women
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I'm going to some speed dating thing on Sunday and they're encouraging people to dress in a spooky outfit. I'm assuming they don't mean a full-on costume but either way I have no ideas for what to wear
October 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I'm going to some speed dating thing on Sunday and they're encouraging people to dress in a spooky outfit. I'm assuming they don't mean a full-on costume but either way I have no ideas for what to wear
Call me a shoe the way I throw myself at bush
October 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Call me a shoe the way I throw myself at bush
My least favorite part of updating my phone to iOS 26 is how 80% of the time when I unlock it the brightness is all the way down and I can't see shit
September 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My least favorite part of updating my phone to iOS 26 is how 80% of the time when I unlock it the brightness is all the way down and I can't see shit
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ive said it before and ill say it again
September 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
ive said it before and ill say it again
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Happy September www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R4l...
09 - Mariya Takeuchi - September
YouTube video by ElektroBros
www.youtube.com
September 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Happy September www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R4l...
I’m in Colorado Springs for the weekend and found they have a number of Whataburgers around here.
I haven’t had this shit in years so I had to stop in
I haven’t had this shit in years so I had to stop in
August 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I’m in Colorado Springs for the weekend and found they have a number of Whataburgers around here.
I haven’t had this shit in years so I had to stop in
I haven’t had this shit in years so I had to stop in
I'm going camping next weekend for the first time ever so I'm researching how to do it on a budget and what gear I need.
I'm glad I have a car that's big enough to sleep in because I don't have to buy a tent and that solves a good 40% of things I don't like about camping
I'm glad I have a car that's big enough to sleep in because I don't have to buy a tent and that solves a good 40% of things I don't like about camping
August 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I'm going camping next weekend for the first time ever so I'm researching how to do it on a budget and what gear I need.
I'm glad I have a car that's big enough to sleep in because I don't have to buy a tent and that solves a good 40% of things I don't like about camping
I'm glad I have a car that's big enough to sleep in because I don't have to buy a tent and that solves a good 40% of things I don't like about camping
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Youtube always surprises me
August 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Youtube always surprises me