I require praise and recognition for everything I do, it motivates me. I need to deep clean my apartment today so I am going to post as I do things if you see this cheer me on 😂😂

It's Trump pretending like he has those powersr that in fact helps to grant him those powers, so.

What if someone who has extra touch tunes credits played “Do You Hear The People Sing” at all the available touch tunes spots in DC today and tomorrow? It’ll do nothing but it would be funny if someone did that 🤷‍♀️

Just going to start uploading my #TikToks here. Starting way back in 2019z

Me zoning out staring at a wall after work, because my digital third place was banned. RIP.

One thing about me is, I’m going to set screen time limits on all my apps and immediately ignore them.

The world is weird right now, but here’s Mac in his holiday sweater.

I’m not “technically” a doctor, but what I lack in proper medical knowledge I make up for with blind optimism and the audacity to assume water, ibuprofen and sitting the hell down for a minute will cure anything.

There are 2 types of people. People who caption their snaps,so you know exactly why they sent it.

And there are people who send you a dimly lit pic of a light bulb in what appears to be a?Basement?
NO CAPTION. NO CONTEXT.

they want you to pull that information out of them like an interrogation.

i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between

I spilled my everything bagel seasoning.

Now it’s everywhere bagel seasoning.

HR 9495 provides no due process or oversight, creating a tool for political retaliation under the guise of "fighting terrorism."

Trump would abuse this power to retaliate against any org that challenges his agenda.

The 52 Dems who initially supported it must reverse course.

One thing I think people talking about the threat of authoritarian creep have gotten, if not exactly wrong, not quite right either is to frame discussion in terms of various European precedents.

Those are relevant to be sure, but we also have an American precedent - namely the South before 1965.

And from this day forth, I do solemnly swear to share a photo every time I wear a shirt with a face on it, because funny haha.

I didn’t intend for my whole timeline to be photos of my cat…but just look at him.

Just posting this sweet snuggly boi.

Posting my favorite lil guy for my first post feels right. This is Mac.