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Captain Phallus
@ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social
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Captain Phallus @ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social · Feb 12
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💙37 #mature
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Sexy stays forever.😋 #undies #underwear #jockstrap #nsfw #ass #asscheeks #booty
Captain in a pair of light pink jock strap undies. His hair is still wet from a shower, and he's looking to his left. The front of his underwear says K.S. The Captain's booty in his light pink jock strap. His smooth cheeks are on display and his hands are on his hips. His jock strap has words and numbers all over the straps, and say "sexy stays forever" on them.
October 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social
I may be in my late 30's, but I've got plenty of nut to go around! 😋
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August 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Want my cum to rain down on you tonight? New short video up on Chaturbate.com/captainphallus for fan club members only! 6 bucks a month gets you all my pics and videos!
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April 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Happy SW Saturday! He's ready for his close-up!🤩
Go tip someone even if its not me! 😘
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March 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Wanna try the Captain's special sauce? Here's a free sample.
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January 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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To literally anyone and everyone who comes across this post-

You are special, and I love you. <3
September 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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I just want to thank all my fans and friends for being here. I haven't really streamed how I wanted to this year.

I need a new computer. I thought it was fixed but it wasn't entirely. Either way I need one cuz this old jawn just wont run windows 11. I may try linux out but I dunno. 🙄
September 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Men, please listen the fuck up:

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Be real, open, and honest about your intentions and lead with the notion to build a foundation of trust and friendship first.
September 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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A lil mood lighting for #fcf
Captain with his dick very hard... his face isn't in the frame this time.
August 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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I may be in my late 30's, but I've got plenty of nut to go around! 😋
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August 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Just another #mcm what should we do today? 🤔
July 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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July 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Not to toot my own horn or anything but these brownies and cookies while basic are also fabulously dosed and executed and if you were ever looking for a trustworthy source of adult baked goods I think you’ll love mine! There’s soooo many reviews in the quotes if you need a second or third opinion!👋🏾🙏🏾
A closeup picture of a tray of snickerdoodle cookies. Round and tan wrinkly and speckled with cinnamon sugar A closeup picture of a tray of peanut butter cookies. Small and tan and cross hatched and rolled in sugar A picture of a gloved hand holding a brownie and showing the glossy moist center, hovering over a sheet of square cut crackly top brownies A gloved hand holding a brookie and showing the moist melty half cookie half brownies center. Held over a sheet of unsliced brownies and another brookie in the corner.
June 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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I really never expected to hit 1500 followers on here. Thank you!!
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Captain holding his hard cock after cumming.
July 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Captain pausing to show you his fully hard dick and balls on a Friday afternoon. His eyes are mostly closed while he plays with his left nipple. He's clearly enjoying himself!
July 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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New 22minute up close and personal video uploaded on Chaturbate! Here's a quick sneak peak...😘

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July 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Happy fat cock Friday! #fcf
A closeup, hands-free shot of the Captain's dick. It's hard and shined up just for you. <3
May 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Small but it still jiggles. Happy #humpday!
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May 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Milking these balls in black and white for #mcm #monochromemonday
Happy Monday!
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May 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Full 8-minute video now up on Chaturbate!
May 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Aw damn epic typo noo!! Now it's fat typo Friday.... 😒

Idc im owning it.
May 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Got my enjoying myself watching y'all on #fatcockfriday!
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May 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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who will come kiss on it?
May 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM