Captain Phallus
@ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social
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Chaturbate Cam Model since 2018
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Chaturbate Cam Model since 2018
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💙37 #mature
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💙37 #mature
💙Capricorn ♑
💙He/Him/His
💙Bi #bisexual
💙5'7"
💙Slim
💙Cam Model for 7+ yrs
💙Taken
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I love chaturbate. I haven't been camming lately, but I have all the love for that site and my regulars there! Great community. ❤️
Even nights when I didn't make anything, never had a bad night. Every time I had an issue the support team helped me almost immediately.
Even nights when I didn't make anything, never had a bad night. Every time I had an issue the support team helped me almost immediately.
October 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I love chaturbate. I haven't been camming lately, but I have all the love for that site and my regulars there! Great community. ❤️
Even nights when I didn't make anything, never had a bad night. Every time I had an issue the support team helped me almost immediately.
Even nights when I didn't make anything, never had a bad night. Every time I had an issue the support team helped me almost immediately.
Foul. Just awful.
If that isn't a totally fake account, then that person is either new to sex work or doesn't understand the community side of things.
If that isn't a totally fake account, then that person is either new to sex work or doesn't understand the community side of things.
October 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Foul. Just awful.
If that isn't a totally fake account, then that person is either new to sex work or doesn't understand the community side of things.
If that isn't a totally fake account, then that person is either new to sex work or doesn't understand the community side of things.
Are we talking about the Joelle whatever account that I just blocked?
October 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Are we talking about the Joelle whatever account that I just blocked?
October 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Happy SW Saturday! He's ready for his close-up!🤩
Go tip someone even if its not me! 😘
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Go tip someone even if its not me! 😘
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March 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Happy SW Saturday! He's ready for his close-up!🤩
Go tip someone even if its not me! 😘
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Go tip someone even if its not me! 😘
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January 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Odd marketing tactic.
September 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Odd marketing tactic.
To literally anyone and everyone who comes across this post-
You are special, and I love you. <3
You are special, and I love you. <3
September 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
To literally anyone and everyone who comes across this post-
You are special, and I love you. <3
You are special, and I love you. <3
I just want to thank all my fans and friends for being here. I haven't really streamed how I wanted to this year.
I need a new computer. I thought it was fixed but it wasn't entirely. Either way I need one cuz this old jawn just wont run windows 11. I may try linux out but I dunno. 🙄
I need a new computer. I thought it was fixed but it wasn't entirely. Either way I need one cuz this old jawn just wont run windows 11. I may try linux out but I dunno. 🙄
September 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I just want to thank all my fans and friends for being here. I haven't really streamed how I wanted to this year.
I need a new computer. I thought it was fixed but it wasn't entirely. Either way I need one cuz this old jawn just wont run windows 11. I may try linux out but I dunno. 🙄
I need a new computer. I thought it was fixed but it wasn't entirely. Either way I need one cuz this old jawn just wont run windows 11. I may try linux out but I dunno. 🙄
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Men, please listen the fuck up:
You don't need to be depraved unethical pieces of human excrement coaxing your favorite content creator to have sex with you.
Be real, open, and honest about your intentions and lead with the notion to build a foundation of trust and friendship first.
You don't need to be depraved unethical pieces of human excrement coaxing your favorite content creator to have sex with you.
Be real, open, and honest about your intentions and lead with the notion to build a foundation of trust and friendship first.
September 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Men, please listen the fuck up:
You don't need to be depraved unethical pieces of human excrement coaxing your favorite content creator to have sex with you.
Be real, open, and honest about your intentions and lead with the notion to build a foundation of trust and friendship first.
You don't need to be depraved unethical pieces of human excrement coaxing your favorite content creator to have sex with you.
Be real, open, and honest about your intentions and lead with the notion to build a foundation of trust and friendship first.
Like a Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan, although considering how my life has gone it might be like semi antagonistic.
August 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Like a Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan, although considering how my life has gone it might be like semi antagonistic.
Several things are "funny" about this lame ass post but what's actually pretty funny is the incorrect accent usage on the word résumé. Like you can't even say you didn't care... you wanted to look smart and fumbled.
August 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Several things are "funny" about this lame ass post but what's actually pretty funny is the incorrect accent usage on the word résumé. Like you can't even say you didn't care... you wanted to look smart and fumbled.
Vanilla is good.
August 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Vanilla is good.
Yeah I've never understood that.
August 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Yeah I've never understood that.
Technically, not on Chaturbate. Plenty of people get away with it, but I've also seen people get disciplined for it.
August 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Technically, not on Chaturbate. Plenty of people get away with it, but I've also seen people get disciplined for it.
This is really amazing 👏👏👏
August 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This is really amazing 👏👏👏
The absolute last thing a person will call you is a child of god. 🫤
July 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The absolute last thing a person will call you is a child of god. 🫤
