Max Miller
@ohhelloitsmax.bsky.social
Co-host of Bob’s Credits - A Bob’s Burgers Podcast
Messing with spammers is one of the few joys that remain in life
March 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Messing with spammers is one of the few joys that remain in life
Me after 30 seconds of scrolling on my phone:
March 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Me after 30 seconds of scrolling on my phone:
This is the only photo that brings me any joy right now.
January 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This is the only photo that brings me any joy right now.
Current Mental State: Pasta Pot Gremlin from “Gremlins 2”
January 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Current Mental State: Pasta Pot Gremlin from “Gremlins 2”
Blurry photography?
December 14, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Blurry photography?
Paddington is a Christmas movie.
December 12, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Paddington is a Christmas movie.
Stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever this is
December 10, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever this is
🎶It’s the most nightmare-fuel time of the year🎶
December 6, 2024 at 7:53 PM
🎶It’s the most nightmare-fuel time of the year🎶
WARNING: If you get into an accident, a moose will be over shortly to lecture you on the dangers of texting while driving.
December 4, 2024 at 4:51 PM
WARNING: If you get into an accident, a moose will be over shortly to lecture you on the dangers of texting while driving.
Definitely thought I saw E.T. in a t-shirt casually sitting in this car.
December 2, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Definitely thought I saw E.T. in a t-shirt casually sitting in this car.
This is the best picture of Biscuit I’ve ever taken.
November 26, 2024 at 11:15 PM
This is the best picture of Biscuit I’ve ever taken.
Joe Pesci’s dialogue in the Home Alone movies is fantastic with closed captioning.
November 26, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Joe Pesci’s dialogue in the Home Alone movies is fantastic with closed captioning.
My kitchen counter after I’ve been cooking:
November 22, 2024 at 11:39 PM
My kitchen counter after I’ve been cooking:
Me: How will I know when the sedative kicks in?
Doctor: How many fingers am I holding up?
Me: You don't have fingers, silly kitten doctor.
Doctor: How many fingers am I holding up?
Me: You don't have fingers, silly kitten doctor.
November 21, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Me: How will I know when the sedative kicks in?
Doctor: How many fingers am I holding up?
Me: You don't have fingers, silly kitten doctor.
Doctor: How many fingers am I holding up?
Me: You don't have fingers, silly kitten doctor.
Love the scene in “Home Alone 2” where Kevin stops briefly to admire the Plaza Hotel’s slightly askew Christmas Tree and nothing else of any importance happens.
November 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Love the scene in “Home Alone 2” where Kevin stops briefly to admire the Plaza Hotel’s slightly askew Christmas Tree and nothing else of any importance happens.
I made something based on how I feel every year.
July 5, 2023 at 10:16 PM
I made something based on how I feel every year.
Biscuit hates everyone who sets off fireworks and says they’re not allowed to pet him ever.
July 4, 2023 at 10:11 PM
Biscuit hates everyone who sets off fireworks and says they’re not allowed to pet him ever.
4th of July this year:
July 4, 2023 at 4:07 PM
4th of July this year:
Already missing my Twitter followers:
June 27, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Already missing my Twitter followers:
I have no idea what I’m doing.
June 22, 2023 at 10:29 PM
I have no idea what I’m doing.