Pissfingers (18+)
ohdeerieme.bsky.social
Pissfingers (18+)
@ohdeerieme.bsky.social
I POST NSFW SOMETIMES.
He/They/It/Pup
CoD player/ shipper / writer
I follow art peoples
No: Zoos, Pedos, Minors
I’m an adult with a job. I can buy alcohol.

No one can stop me from putting popping boba in my wine. 😋
November 16, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I love thinking that Ghost is just so fucking goofy on base.

On the field he’s a powerhouse. Skilled, strong, silent.

On base? He walks around in sweatpants all the time. His favorite pair says ‘Juicy’ right on the ass.

When he has to train the rookies on sniping skills, he rolls up in
October 19, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Price but it’s that pic of Joe Biden eating the Ice Cream with money in his other hand.
October 19, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Gaz who casually kisses the homies.

Soap going to bed? One on the cheek.

Ghost on a solo op? Right on the temple for good luck.

Price making coffee? Smack dab on his nose.

It’s to the point the three secretly brag how many kisses they get in a week. The ‘Winner’ gets bragging rights.
October 19, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Actors Simon Riley and John MacTavish in a rom com about two straight couples. Johnny with Valeria, Simon with Farah.

On the Live TV Special, they take the cameras backstage and do a tour. The host opens a closet where they keep props: to capture Johnny and Simon making out passionately.
October 19, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Ethnicity Headcannons for #CallofDuty #ModernWarfare2 #ModernWarfare3
Ghost: British-Greek
Price: British
Soap: Scottish-Filipino
Gaz: British-Brazilian
Alex: American-Canadian
Farah: Urzikstanian
Graves: American
Shepard: American
Laswell: American
October 18, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Transmasc Gaz gets asked dumb questions at the gay bar.

Someone that’s sleazy and great sidles up to him, hand touching his arm and gripping already.

“How big’s that dick, boy?”

Gaz wrinkles his nose. “Small. Now leave me alone,”

Soap can be heard howling with laughter in the backround.
October 18, 2024 at 9:17 PM
König is shy, but probably loves really fiercely. It’s one of the few things he is sure about.

Possessive to his core, every outing he’s spent wrapped around his beautiful partner, nearly squeezing them to death. Glaring daggers whenever someone so much as looks at the both of them to long.
October 18, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Thicc Bear: *sits down and chair creaks*

Me:…. Fuckin- lucky goddamn chair
October 18, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Price would probably be that really soft, sweet lover that he only lets his honey touch him. Every time someone accidentally brushes past him, before they can apologize, he proudly puffs up and shows off his ring.

“Sorry, I’m married,”
“Oops- my love is waiting for me,”
“Happily Taken,”
October 18, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Anyone ever get to the point of frustration where you go: “Fuck it, cool. I don’t care. It’s fine,”

….But it’s not? It could be the littlest thing, and it can ruin your day. An example: My mother gave away the cucumbers I was growing for a contest. Didn’t ask me. Just gave them away.
October 18, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Ghoap dating but it is the most unromantic thing ever. 🧵

Soap is in his pajamas looking like he’s about to fall asleep, leaning heavily on Ghost, who looks equally as pissed off, trying to read an old menu. In the middle of a mall.

“I want the English milk tea, no boba please.” Ghost grunts
October 18, 2024 at 3:01 PM