Pissfingers (18+)
@ohdeerieme.bsky.social
I POST NSFW SOMETIMES.
He/They/It/Pup
CoD player/ shipper / writer
I follow art peoples
No: Zoos, Pedos, Minors
He/They/It/Pup
CoD player/ shipper / writer
I follow art peoples
No: Zoos, Pedos, Minors
Are these… edible?
November 16, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Are these… edible?
I’m an adult with a job. I can buy alcohol.
No one can stop me from putting popping boba in my wine. 😋
No one can stop me from putting popping boba in my wine. 😋
November 16, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I’m an adult with a job. I can buy alcohol.
No one can stop me from putting popping boba in my wine. 😋
No one can stop me from putting popping boba in my wine. 😋
OUGHHHHH I love Red Cap!Soap so much
October 21, 2024 at 7:14 PM
OUGHHHHH I love Red Cap!Soap so much
At the end of training he gives a little speech about how many people passed his course, and then says:
“Made you greenies a lil’ treat before you get your big-boy guns.”
And there is a foldable table set up with homemade baked goods, from cheesecake to rice crispies, cookies and croissants.
“Made you greenies a lil’ treat before you get your big-boy guns.”
And there is a foldable table set up with homemade baked goods, from cheesecake to rice crispies, cookies and croissants.
October 19, 2024 at 7:24 PM
At the end of training he gives a little speech about how many people passed his course, and then says:
“Made you greenies a lil’ treat before you get your big-boy guns.”
And there is a foldable table set up with homemade baked goods, from cheesecake to rice crispies, cookies and croissants.
“Made you greenies a lil’ treat before you get your big-boy guns.”
And there is a foldable table set up with homemade baked goods, from cheesecake to rice crispies, cookies and croissants.
A pastel pink, Smart ForTwo.
All geared up in black tactical gear and a hard plated Skull-shaped mask. Clutching a Starbucks pink drink in one hand and fox shaped cake pop in the other.
Everyone is too scared to say anything, of course.
All geared up in black tactical gear and a hard plated Skull-shaped mask. Clutching a Starbucks pink drink in one hand and fox shaped cake pop in the other.
Everyone is too scared to say anything, of course.
October 19, 2024 at 7:21 PM
A pastel pink, Smart ForTwo.
All geared up in black tactical gear and a hard plated Skull-shaped mask. Clutching a Starbucks pink drink in one hand and fox shaped cake pop in the other.
Everyone is too scared to say anything, of course.
All geared up in black tactical gear and a hard plated Skull-shaped mask. Clutching a Starbucks pink drink in one hand and fox shaped cake pop in the other.
Everyone is too scared to say anything, of course.
I love thinking that Ghost is just so fucking goofy on base.
On the field he’s a powerhouse. Skilled, strong, silent.
On base? He walks around in sweatpants all the time. His favorite pair says ‘Juicy’ right on the ass.
When he has to train the rookies on sniping skills, he rolls up in
On the field he’s a powerhouse. Skilled, strong, silent.
On base? He walks around in sweatpants all the time. His favorite pair says ‘Juicy’ right on the ass.
When he has to train the rookies on sniping skills, he rolls up in
October 19, 2024 at 7:17 PM
I love thinking that Ghost is just so fucking goofy on base.
On the field he’s a powerhouse. Skilled, strong, silent.
On base? He walks around in sweatpants all the time. His favorite pair says ‘Juicy’ right on the ass.
When he has to train the rookies on sniping skills, he rolls up in
On the field he’s a powerhouse. Skilled, strong, silent.
On base? He walks around in sweatpants all the time. His favorite pair says ‘Juicy’ right on the ass.
When he has to train the rookies on sniping skills, he rolls up in
Price but it’s that pic of Joe Biden eating the Ice Cream with money in his other hand.
October 19, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Price but it’s that pic of Joe Biden eating the Ice Cream with money in his other hand.
SCREAMING I hoped to see you on here!!! (Sadly I was on Twitter first)
October 19, 2024 at 1:54 AM
SCREAMING I hoped to see you on here!!! (Sadly I was on Twitter first)
Gaz who casually kisses the homies.
Soap going to bed? One on the cheek.
Ghost on a solo op? Right on the temple for good luck.
Price making coffee? Smack dab on his nose.
It’s to the point the three secretly brag how many kisses they get in a week. The ‘Winner’ gets bragging rights.
Soap going to bed? One on the cheek.
Ghost on a solo op? Right on the temple for good luck.
Price making coffee? Smack dab on his nose.
It’s to the point the three secretly brag how many kisses they get in a week. The ‘Winner’ gets bragging rights.
October 19, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Gaz who casually kisses the homies.
Soap going to bed? One on the cheek.
Ghost on a solo op? Right on the temple for good luck.
Price making coffee? Smack dab on his nose.
It’s to the point the three secretly brag how many kisses they get in a week. The ‘Winner’ gets bragging rights.
Soap going to bed? One on the cheek.
Ghost on a solo op? Right on the temple for good luck.
Price making coffee? Smack dab on his nose.
It’s to the point the three secretly brag how many kisses they get in a week. The ‘Winner’ gets bragging rights.
Actors Simon Riley and John MacTavish in a rom com about two straight couples. Johnny with Valeria, Simon with Farah.
On the Live TV Special, they take the cameras backstage and do a tour. The host opens a closet where they keep props: to capture Johnny and Simon making out passionately.
On the Live TV Special, they take the cameras backstage and do a tour. The host opens a closet where they keep props: to capture Johnny and Simon making out passionately.
October 19, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Actors Simon Riley and John MacTavish in a rom com about two straight couples. Johnny with Valeria, Simon with Farah.
On the Live TV Special, they take the cameras backstage and do a tour. The host opens a closet where they keep props: to capture Johnny and Simon making out passionately.
On the Live TV Special, they take the cameras backstage and do a tour. The host opens a closet where they keep props: to capture Johnny and Simon making out passionately.
MY TOYOTA CAMRY?!?! NOOOOO
October 19, 2024 at 1:26 AM
MY TOYOTA CAMRY?!?! NOOOOO
Live, laugh, love?
Nah,
🥰Smother, Squirt, Ghussy.🥰
Nah,
🥰Smother, Squirt, Ghussy.🥰
October 19, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Live, laugh, love?
Nah,
🥰Smother, Squirt, Ghussy.🥰
Nah,
🥰Smother, Squirt, Ghussy.🥰
Ethnicity Headcannons for #CallofDuty #ModernWarfare2 #ModernWarfare3
Ghost: British-Greek
Price: British
Soap: Scottish-Filipino
Gaz: British-Brazilian
Alex: American-Canadian
Farah: Urzikstanian
Graves: American
Shepard: American
Laswell: American
Ghost: British-Greek
Price: British
Soap: Scottish-Filipino
Gaz: British-Brazilian
Alex: American-Canadian
Farah: Urzikstanian
Graves: American
Shepard: American
Laswell: American
October 18, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Ethnicity Headcannons for #CallofDuty #ModernWarfare2 #ModernWarfare3
Ghost: British-Greek
Price: British
Soap: Scottish-Filipino
Gaz: British-Brazilian
Alex: American-Canadian
Farah: Urzikstanian
Graves: American
Shepard: American
Laswell: American
Ghost: British-Greek
Price: British
Soap: Scottish-Filipino
Gaz: British-Brazilian
Alex: American-Canadian
Farah: Urzikstanian
Graves: American
Shepard: American
Laswell: American
Transmasc Gaz gets asked dumb questions at the gay bar.
Someone that’s sleazy and great sidles up to him, hand touching his arm and gripping already.
“How big’s that dick, boy?”
Gaz wrinkles his nose. “Small. Now leave me alone,”
Soap can be heard howling with laughter in the backround.
Someone that’s sleazy and great sidles up to him, hand touching his arm and gripping already.
“How big’s that dick, boy?”
Gaz wrinkles his nose. “Small. Now leave me alone,”
Soap can be heard howling with laughter in the backround.
October 18, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Transmasc Gaz gets asked dumb questions at the gay bar.
Someone that’s sleazy and great sidles up to him, hand touching his arm and gripping already.
“How big’s that dick, boy?”
Gaz wrinkles his nose. “Small. Now leave me alone,”
Soap can be heard howling with laughter in the backround.
Someone that’s sleazy and great sidles up to him, hand touching his arm and gripping already.
“How big’s that dick, boy?”
Gaz wrinkles his nose. “Small. Now leave me alone,”
Soap can be heard howling with laughter in the backround.
Blue sky is like if you took the good parts of social media, a smart, active team, and kindness and put into a lovely app.
So basically, I love this place.
So basically, I love this place.
October 18, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Blue sky is like if you took the good parts of social media, a smart, active team, and kindness and put into a lovely app.
So basically, I love this place.
So basically, I love this place.
König is shy, but probably loves really fiercely. It’s one of the few things he is sure about.
Possessive to his core, every outing he’s spent wrapped around his beautiful partner, nearly squeezing them to death. Glaring daggers whenever someone so much as looks at the both of them to long.
Possessive to his core, every outing he’s spent wrapped around his beautiful partner, nearly squeezing them to death. Glaring daggers whenever someone so much as looks at the both of them to long.
October 18, 2024 at 9:06 PM
König is shy, but probably loves really fiercely. It’s one of the few things he is sure about.
Possessive to his core, every outing he’s spent wrapped around his beautiful partner, nearly squeezing them to death. Glaring daggers whenever someone so much as looks at the both of them to long.
Possessive to his core, every outing he’s spent wrapped around his beautiful partner, nearly squeezing them to death. Glaring daggers whenever someone so much as looks at the both of them to long.
Thicc Bear: *sits down and chair creaks*
Me:…. Fuckin- lucky goddamn chair
Me:…. Fuckin- lucky goddamn chair
October 18, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Thicc Bear: *sits down and chair creaks*
Me:…. Fuckin- lucky goddamn chair
Me:…. Fuckin- lucky goddamn chair
Price would probably be that really soft, sweet lover that he only lets his honey touch him. Every time someone accidentally brushes past him, before they can apologize, he proudly puffs up and shows off his ring.
“Sorry, I’m married,”
“Oops- my love is waiting for me,”
“Happily Taken,”
“Sorry, I’m married,”
“Oops- my love is waiting for me,”
“Happily Taken,”
October 18, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Price would probably be that really soft, sweet lover that he only lets his honey touch him. Every time someone accidentally brushes past him, before they can apologize, he proudly puffs up and shows off his ring.
“Sorry, I’m married,”
“Oops- my love is waiting for me,”
“Happily Taken,”
“Sorry, I’m married,”
“Oops- my love is waiting for me,”
“Happily Taken,”
Now personally? I’d rather kill myself than admit that I’m feeling upset to her, because she is such a narcissistic, piece of shit person who treats me as a babysitter for her other kid. 3 years old. I’m 23. Parents are divorced (my dad is sane, it’s not his)
October 18, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Now personally? I’d rather kill myself than admit that I’m feeling upset to her, because she is such a narcissistic, piece of shit person who treats me as a babysitter for her other kid. 3 years old. I’m 23. Parents are divorced (my dad is sane, it’s not his)
Anyone ever get to the point of frustration where you go: “Fuck it, cool. I don’t care. It’s fine,”
….But it’s not? It could be the littlest thing, and it can ruin your day. An example: My mother gave away the cucumbers I was growing for a contest. Didn’t ask me. Just gave them away.
….But it’s not? It could be the littlest thing, and it can ruin your day. An example: My mother gave away the cucumbers I was growing for a contest. Didn’t ask me. Just gave them away.
October 18, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Anyone ever get to the point of frustration where you go: “Fuck it, cool. I don’t care. It’s fine,”
….But it’s not? It could be the littlest thing, and it can ruin your day. An example: My mother gave away the cucumbers I was growing for a contest. Didn’t ask me. Just gave them away.
….But it’s not? It could be the littlest thing, and it can ruin your day. An example: My mother gave away the cucumbers I was growing for a contest. Didn’t ask me. Just gave them away.
Johnny’s eyes softened, and he practically wound around Ghost lovingly. A dreamy lily in his voice as he sighed. “Really…?”
Ghost’s voice softened as well, kissing the spot he bit earlier. “Course, do anything for you….”
They left, leaving confused and bewildered patrons in their wake.
Ghost’s voice softened as well, kissing the spot he bit earlier. “Course, do anything for you….”
They left, leaving confused and bewildered patrons in their wake.
October 18, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Johnny’s eyes softened, and he practically wound around Ghost lovingly. A dreamy lily in his voice as he sighed. “Really…?”
Ghost’s voice softened as well, kissing the spot he bit earlier. “Course, do anything for you….”
They left, leaving confused and bewildered patrons in their wake.
Ghost’s voice softened as well, kissing the spot he bit earlier. “Course, do anything for you….”
They left, leaving confused and bewildered patrons in their wake.
The two men have a silent stare down, still leaning against each other. Ghost makes a frustrated, choked noise, whipping back to the woman.
“Cancel the order, thanks.”
Johnny surges up. “What? But-“
“I will make you as many smoothies as you want at home. Let’s GO.”
“Cancel the order, thanks.”
Johnny surges up. “What? But-“
“I will make you as many smoothies as you want at home. Let’s GO.”
October 18, 2024 at 3:14 PM
The two men have a silent stare down, still leaning against each other. Ghost makes a frustrated, choked noise, whipping back to the woman.
“Cancel the order, thanks.”
Johnny surges up. “What? But-“
“I will make you as many smoothies as you want at home. Let’s GO.”
“Cancel the order, thanks.”
Johnny surges up. “What? But-“
“I will make you as many smoothies as you want at home. Let’s GO.”
“Hey! I’m not the one ordering boba without the boba!”
“I’m ordering a tea. I don’t want the boba.” Ghost hissed.
“It’s called Boba Milk Tea!” Johnny retorts angrily.
The woman behind the counter looks nervous, and tries to get a word in. “I can add the-“
“Pick something else!”
“No!”
“I’m ordering a tea. I don’t want the boba.” Ghost hissed.
“It’s called Boba Milk Tea!” Johnny retorts angrily.
The woman behind the counter looks nervous, and tries to get a word in. “I can add the-“
“Pick something else!”
“No!”
October 18, 2024 at 3:10 PM
“Hey! I’m not the one ordering boba without the boba!”
“I’m ordering a tea. I don’t want the boba.” Ghost hissed.
“It’s called Boba Milk Tea!” Johnny retorts angrily.
The woman behind the counter looks nervous, and tries to get a word in. “I can add the-“
“Pick something else!”
“No!”
“I’m ordering a tea. I don’t want the boba.” Ghost hissed.
“It’s called Boba Milk Tea!” Johnny retorts angrily.
The woman behind the counter looks nervous, and tries to get a word in. “I can add the-“
“Pick something else!”
“No!”
Ghost rolls his eyes, but the woman at the counter awkwardly smiles.
“It doesn’t normally come with whipped cream-“
Ghost snaps at Johnny. “Told you. They don’t put whipped cream on fruit shakes. And a fruit shake is a smoothie, Soap.”
Johnny lifts his head, glaring back at Ghost.
“It doesn’t normally come with whipped cream-“
Ghost snaps at Johnny. “Told you. They don’t put whipped cream on fruit shakes. And a fruit shake is a smoothie, Soap.”
Johnny lifts his head, glaring back at Ghost.
October 18, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Ghost rolls his eyes, but the woman at the counter awkwardly smiles.
“It doesn’t normally come with whipped cream-“
Ghost snaps at Johnny. “Told you. They don’t put whipped cream on fruit shakes. And a fruit shake is a smoothie, Soap.”
Johnny lifts his head, glaring back at Ghost.
“It doesn’t normally come with whipped cream-“
Ghost snaps at Johnny. “Told you. They don’t put whipped cream on fruit shakes. And a fruit shake is a smoothie, Soap.”
Johnny lifts his head, glaring back at Ghost.
He turns and looks down at Johnny, who fell asleep leaning against him. It’s the perfect moment to give him a little kiss.
But Ghost leans down and bites his cheek. “Oi. Whatcha want?”
Johnny snorts loudly, waking up with a start. “Och, bastard…. Uhhhh. Gimme a fruit shake. Extra whipped cream.”
But Ghost leans down and bites his cheek. “Oi. Whatcha want?”
Johnny snorts loudly, waking up with a start. “Och, bastard…. Uhhhh. Gimme a fruit shake. Extra whipped cream.”
October 18, 2024 at 3:03 PM
He turns and looks down at Johnny, who fell asleep leaning against him. It’s the perfect moment to give him a little kiss.
But Ghost leans down and bites his cheek. “Oi. Whatcha want?”
Johnny snorts loudly, waking up with a start. “Och, bastard…. Uhhhh. Gimme a fruit shake. Extra whipped cream.”
But Ghost leans down and bites his cheek. “Oi. Whatcha want?”
Johnny snorts loudly, waking up with a start. “Och, bastard…. Uhhhh. Gimme a fruit shake. Extra whipped cream.”