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Alex Simmons 🪼
@ohalexsimmons.bsky.social
Comedian | Writer
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• Theater Kid
• Trekkie🖖🏼
• Ƒauxtographer
• Occasional Agitator
• dreamer in the City that Never Sleeps
• Jew
• Playwright
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Rosie did nothing wrong.
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 AM
The way it’s been described to me is the south says “Fine, we’re equal now, but I still won’t shake your hand.”

While the north says “Sure, let’s shake hands, but we’re still not equal.”
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Way to bury the lead.
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Literally everything Trump does crashes and burns. Why would his presidencies be any different?
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Smartest thing she’s ever done.
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Ya don’t say?
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Most of these men don’t need to re-taught what manhood is.

They need to have better working and living conditions.

When someone isn’t getting railed by capitalism and watching all their friends die of opioid abuse they’re less likely to look for answers from another angry dude with a podcast mic
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The problem is that the economy isn’t working for everyone.

and when you know the system isn’t working for you, you’re more likely to get sucked into the manosphere that tells you it’s women, poc, immigrants, and gay people that are the problem.
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I don’t think the problem is that men are in trouble, i think the problem is for some reason or another, there’s a large part of our culture that says being a decent person is not manly.

The manosphere is a symptom of the problem.
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Don’t spend all your cool points to be popular here. Spend them slowly and be mildly interesting the rest of your life.
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
There’s lots of bad art that doesn’t get preserved, now we have the means to preserve it.
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM