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Go forth
January 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Megazord from Power Rangers and giant Goldar rule 34
December 31, 2024 at 6:57 PM
I literally cannot stop eating used gift cards. Yummy yummy plastic, deep inside my body.
December 25, 2024 at 12:36 AM
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My Gaza family is a couple hundred bucks from achieving their funding goal...

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December 19, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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If you’re curious about what the Uvalde cops are up to these days, they’re busy harassing the parents of the murdered children they chose not to help on May 24th, 2022.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=WcWO...
Guardian of Robb Elementary shooting victim clashes with authorities at pre-trial hearing
YouTube video by News 4 (WOAI) San Antonio
m.youtube.com
December 19, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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I cannot verify beyond a few Google searches but for educational purposes this was found online.

#denydefenddepose #bootlickers #snitches #corporatesimps
December 9, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Listen, he may be Italian, but that doesn't mean we have to acknowledge Italy as a country.
December 10, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Oh, you think you're brave?

I bet you won't break into to my house, tuck me in, kiss my forehead, and tell me things are messed up right now but they'll get better.
December 7, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Sometimes I'll look at the ocean or pictures of the ocean and I just say to myself "yep, oceam."
December 7, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Prepare for CEOs to quietly remove themselves from the "About Us" sections of their websites.
December 6, 2024 at 3:40 PM
I've never beaten Stellaris solo. The game I'm running now is going way too smooth. I'm nervous.
December 6, 2024 at 3:37 PM
I've been yelling "MUSTAAAAAAAAAARD" for two days now with no sign of stopping
November 29, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Welp, it finally happened.

Elephants have learned how to text while pretending to be human.
November 27, 2024 at 8:37 PM
If you hit "reply all" to respond to a senior's email, everyone knows you're dick riding and no one likes you
November 27, 2024 at 5:32 PM
I go hard in the mf paint for this stupid bullshit holiday
November 27, 2024 at 5:30 PM
The P in IPA stands for "piss"

The I and A also stand for "piss"
November 27, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Okay, fine.

I'll go see Wicked if everyone on this app simultaneously agrees to stop talking about it.
November 27, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Don't offer time and energy when a "shut the fuck up" would suffice.
November 27, 2024 at 1:33 PM
He really went back to back with the lawsuits
November 27, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Hypothetical time:

You get $10M to go to Dick Cheney's funeral,

BUT

You have to pretend to be sad the whole time.
November 26, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Go about your day with the confidence of a mouth breather defending Connor McGregor on the Internet.
November 26, 2024 at 3:00 PM
I put my pants on just like everyone else: like a stupid dipshit.
November 26, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Saying "let him cook," when one of the homies is about to ruin their entire life.
November 26, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Despite the existence of monopolistic corporations, libertarians still think they're all going to be the crowned king of barter-town.

(Don't ask about age of consent laws there.)
November 26, 2024 at 1:45 PM