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Techie McCrankypants
@ogredrew.bsky.social
AKA Drew. TX 🏳️‍🌈 Nerd.
What? You were expecting something NOT random?
There is an option you have not considered here:
Rimjob by ghost.
.... You're welcome.
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought it...
November 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Such a good Purr-papa
November 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
BAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Jos
November 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
🦛🐦
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Yeah this is just fite-bait
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
You forgot "and forcing my cat to accept/give me affection"
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I offer my COPIOUS NAS storage for digital backup purposes. Certain conditions apply, of course ;)
November 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
.... I'd pay to see that. Just, yanno, for the record....
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Cuz ya are cute.
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Precious Baby
November 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Reposted by Techie McCrankypants
Your accounts on social media can be banned if someone misinterprets a photo as a death threat, but the billion dollar plagiarism machine is allowed to tell you to kill yourself in no uncertain terms.

Neat.
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Um, no. I am not responsible for the message in question.
(Also, the only time I really use emoji on here is for birthday messages.)
November 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Darlin, if you cover yourself with steak sauce and walk into their enclosure, the murber-kitties are gonna come try to get a taste... tis the nature of the beast.
November 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
*takes notes*
November 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Your coffee is safe from me.
November 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
That sounds like something to test. For Science.
November 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"Worse" is a matter of opinion
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Bcuz the emoji?
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
But the unwrapping is half the fun!
November 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Because THIS IS MY BRAIN right now, I'm picturing a flannel over a thin Henley and jeans.
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
... thanks for the earworm...
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I kinda hate this for you, but I love this for the rest of us.
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Again I say: Adorably scwuffy.
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM