Over and over. Everyone in the store heard it. It took me a while to process what was happening. Anyway, I took it as permission to drink for the rest of the day.

So thanks, Ozzy, for playing an integral part in a real Spokane drama.

I've worked in this space for over a decade, literally nobody is willing to run a test like this.

Some things need to be in the public record, even -- or especially -- inconvenient truths.

When I expressed disbelief that he was 73 years old, he took his hat off to show me his bald head.

This was a fun watch. And a surprise cameo in the credits!