"Trump is transactional, just loves making deals" has worked out great for them.

"Trump is transactional, loves making deals" has worked out great for them.

Is he testicle tanning his head?

"one of my favorite teammates I ever had" - Nico Hoerner www.nytimes.com/athletic/197...

Fellow Benjamin: I agree with this sentiment, but you may be missing a chance to add a little joy to the interstices of your life. The next time you put your socks on successfully or don't accidentally knock something over, try saying to yourself "take that, haters." It feels good.

Excellent jinxing!

Check out this Venn diagram I made of the people who just voted for him for the racism vs the people who agreed that the foreigners are ripping us off: O

well nothing says "I support the rule of law" like a Perkins Coie-branded pickleball set perkinscoie.jnishop.com/products?s%5...

Depends on whether a Kardashian is willing to go to bat for him

It took me 6 winters to realize the answer is a Divvy subscription. No destroying my bike with slush, no slush in the living room, fat winter tires, can't ride very fast anyway. Also, mittens.

That may depend on which digital technostate you are assigned to.

What do you think is inside Marco Rubio? When a barrel cactus dies it's like a rotting pumpkin, the shell looks sorta normal but if you poke it your finger goes through into a rancid goopy void. Maybe he's like that. Anyway, really looking forward to the distraction of the Cactus League!

Thanks for highlighting the swappin' Codies aspect of this--seems like we don't deserve nice things if we skip a fun fact that fun. Also thanks for the rest of the article (except where you write "more simple" instead of "simpler", but especially the explanation of pronation/supination in pitching).

I copied this onto a windowless ICU room's whiteboard so a relative will know it's night out, please don't be mad

We're trying to introduce our cat to another cat, and it seems like he wants to engage and have a dialogue, maybe make a new friend, but anytime he opens his mouth all he can get to come out is hissing.

I don't imagine the Cubs were sad when he went on a podcast the other day and basically said "I can't hit high fastballs, might have to learn that someday."

Let's treat our intersections like interstates and the swear jar like a failure of free market capitalism