Charles Flitcraft
@offmessage.com
How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.
he/him. York, UK.
https://offmessage.com/
he/him. York, UK.
https://offmessage.com/
The eighties called, they'd like their restaurant back
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The eighties called, they'd like their restaurant back
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Age yourself with gaming
The definition of happiness
October 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The definition of happiness
We are going to look back on this period as the end times. Every news story about a failing company contains the words "leveraged buyout". Every. Single. One.
October 24, 2025 at 8:26 AM
We are going to look back on this period as the end times. Every news story about a failing company contains the words "leveraged buyout". Every. Single. One.
October 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
That moment when you discover something you've always dreaded finding in your teenage son's bedroom
October 16, 2025 at 7:36 AM
That moment when you discover something you've always dreaded finding in your teenage son's bedroom
Remember kids. A website is for life, not just for Christmas
October 9, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Remember kids. A website is for life, not just for Christmas
I mean. As Andrew says. However. B&W Movies that are not boring:
Clerks
Clerks
September 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I mean. As Andrew says. However. B&W Movies that are not boring:
Clerks
Clerks
I'm not sure you can say $9bn is "just ahead"
Nine. Billion. Fucking. Dollars.
Nine. Billion. Fucking. Dollars.
September 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I'm not sure you can say $9bn is "just ahead"
Nine. Billion. Fucking. Dollars.
Nine. Billion. Fucking. Dollars.
Very much enjoying the new job titles out there...
August 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Very much enjoying the new job titles out there...
If you see this, post a castle.
August 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
If you see this, post a castle.
Ugh. It's shoe time 🙁
July 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Ugh. It's shoe time 🙁
This year's holiday cocktail discovery? The Hugo. Gin, elderflower, prosecco, soda, lime. Long, refreshing, and just the wrong side of alcoholic. And easy to get the ingredients from Croatian supermarkets 🙂
July 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This year's holiday cocktail discovery? The Hugo. Gin, elderflower, prosecco, soda, lime. Long, refreshing, and just the wrong side of alcoholic. And easy to get the ingredients from Croatian supermarkets 🙂
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?
(It was a year of flux...)
(It was a year of flux...)
July 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?
(It was a year of flux...)
(It was a year of flux...)
July 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Woohoo! We're off again!
Surely the real headline is "UK economy still stagnating, like it has for the last 17 fucking years"
Surely the real headline is "UK economy still stagnating, like it has for the last 17 fucking years"
July 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Woohoo! We're off again!
Surely the real headline is "UK economy still stagnating, like it has for the last 17 fucking years"
Surely the real headline is "UK economy still stagnating, like it has for the last 17 fucking years"
After the hangover had subsided I decided to learn a European language, in some form of solidarity with what we'd just lost. Still going strong today (my streak's in the 3,000s now)
June 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
After the hangover had subsided I decided to learn a European language, in some form of solidarity with what we'd just lost. Still going strong today (my streak's in the 3,000s now)
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no films that are part of big IPs.)
(“Hard mode” no films that are part of big IPs.)
June 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no films that are part of big IPs.)
(“Hard mode” no films that are part of big IPs.)
Um. I mean there's 'black-market' and there's 'black-market', right?
June 16, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Um. I mean there's 'black-market' and there's 'black-market', right?
Sorry for the paywall, but this article, to the sound of the tiniest of violins, details how policy changes by both Conservative and Labour govts over the last decade really do seem to be dampening the BTL market, with landlord purchases at record lows and nearly half their peak
on.ft.com/4jrx5R2
on.ft.com/4jrx5R2
May 31, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Sorry for the paywall, but this article, to the sound of the tiniest of violins, details how policy changes by both Conservative and Labour govts over the last decade really do seem to be dampening the BTL market, with landlord purchases at record lows and nearly half their peak
on.ft.com/4jrx5R2
on.ft.com/4jrx5R2
smstone0.github.io#/uk-map Clearly not a fan of extremities
May 31, 2025 at 8:38 AM
smstone0.github.io#/uk-map Clearly not a fan of extremities
If you see this, post the most recent picture of you from your camera roll
Repping @acidhousecc.bsky.social at Forest of Dean MTB Centre (Christ I take old man selfies)
Repping @acidhousecc.bsky.social at Forest of Dean MTB Centre (Christ I take old man selfies)
May 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
If you see this, post the most recent picture of you from your camera roll
Repping @acidhousecc.bsky.social at Forest of Dean MTB Centre (Christ I take old man selfies)
Repping @acidhousecc.bsky.social at Forest of Dean MTB Centre (Christ I take old man selfies)
April 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
A film (TV show) that takes place where you're from
April 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
A film (TV show) that takes place where you're from