Progress is sometime great illusion. Once we are making progress on new lyric, then are discovering that no English word rhyme with carrot. Shortly after elk ate carrot and ruined metaphor. Then we are doing a swear. But not in lyric because not PG-13 #illusory

Hello! Thankyou for generous offer, but we are already having land. We are wishing the best of luck and also much loud müsic with man or woman angrily screaming about unidentifiable subject #metal #norway

Make Viking ancestor proud. Except probably not to invade England again. They're still tetchy about that. #motivation #Viking

Hello are there elk in this picture? We are concerned that elk may be clear and present danger in this specific situation. #EndTheElk

It is of the okay if we are making weird art instead? We are not sure how to kick the posterior, if you catch my drift. #art #EndTheElk

We shall hold out hope. One day, if bluesky will it, the people will finally decide what the D in Tenacious D stands for #TenaciousDonut

Making the weird poll was best thing about other place. We are searching but not finding. Is sad. #poll

Please to be safe. There might be Elk behind mountain. Once cousin was eaten by elk. Is danger. #EndTheElk

Once we are go to Holland. It was better than Estonia. Five star. #mehstonia #metal