We are saddened to report that, after long and protracted search, we have failed to locate sufficient mayonnaise for sandwiches. The band requests privacy in this trying time. In unrelated news, auditions open for new bass players who are not eating of mayonnaise by spoonful. #job #music #🤘

Anyone have hot tip on how to record loud banging noise made by dump truck? Is making sick 7/4 beat but microphone is distortion and drummer is almost getting run over #question #music

We will no longer be playing in B Minor for tax reasons. Thank you for continual understanding. #struggle

Dear @ec.europa.eu, please to confirm whether Celine Dion is considered single use plastic. Unsure whether is remain legal to listen #myheartwillgoonbecauseitsmadeofpolyvinylacetate

Working on new protest anthem:

Keep tiny hands off Greenland
It belong to the Danes
But in a moral sense, the Inuit
Whose name you profane

Your behaviour is loud
Your mouth abhorrent
You are big cow
And we are lactose intolerant

#lyric #newmusic #greenland #lactose

We are here to announce sad passing of bass player, Nigel Thonsbury, after short battle with falling into crevasse during band photoshoot yesterday. In unrelated note, new bass player wanted. Apply within. #music #metal #obituary #crevasse

Please to note that if anything weird post to account, is because bass player is stealing phone. We are apologies in advance.

Hello yes we are SLÜSHIE 🤘. We are unique Norwegian band who are here to share of wisdom and music. We come from other place because allergic to black logo and spiky letter #welcome #newuser #metal