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If Hillary Clinton just calmly and thoroughly explained why she called them a basket of deplorables she’d be wrapping up her second term
November 5, 2023 at 4:33 PM
You know, it’s the earth’s rotation which gives the illusion of the sun setting so technically you’re incorrect it’s not a “beautiful sunset”
October 28, 2023 at 11:53 PM
If construction blocks a lane of traffic you should be able to pull over and go help out to speed things up
October 24, 2023 at 10:40 PM
Halloween is the official start of the holiday season. How on earth did it get the first spot? No idea. Nobody can tell me. I’m thinking if we get the same public relations people as Halloween, we’ll do very well next year, very well indeed. —trump quote from the future
October 21, 2023 at 4:49 PM
Top shelf items should be moved more to the middle shelves for the sake of convenience if they’re really that good to begin with
October 17, 2023 at 3:59 PM
I gotta get the same PR guy as green beans how they claimed the green title above other green colored beans has gotta be one of the biggest branding successes of all time
October 16, 2023 at 4:06 AM
It’s really getting hard to remember what year it is these days
October 15, 2023 at 11:43 PM
It’s been a big millennium for state sponsored terrorism
October 13, 2023 at 1:45 PM
YOU WERE WORKING AS A WAITRESS IN A COCKTAIL BAR
October 12, 2023 at 8:28 PM
Dodgers fans too disappointed to commit murder in parking lots this series
October 12, 2023 at 4:09 AM
Honey wake up the weekly king gizzard and the lizard wizard full length studio album dropped
October 11, 2023 at 12:07 AM
When I was 5 years old, I thought for sure that by now I’d befriend someone who lives on a houseboat
October 9, 2023 at 10:01 PM
War in the Middle East remains ill suited for those inclined toward edgy posting
October 8, 2023 at 4:34 PM
Banning books from being used to train AI
October 7, 2023 at 6:29 PM
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Bad day at work. Another ballet student fell into the room full of barbed wire. Not even sure why we have that.
October 7, 2023 at 4:21 AM
Autumn is a time to reflect on everything is about to die
October 6, 2023 at 2:56 PM
the HEADLIGHTS are TOO BRIGHT
October 5, 2023 at 2:36 AM
Gonna write a peer reviewed paper with a catchy title like “the twitterification of interpersonal communication” so my content can get more engagement
October 3, 2023 at 6:42 PM
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increase the character limit you cowards
October 3, 2023 at 6:13 PM
Is anyone else unsurprised that the only coherent maga policy is to let Russia take Ukraine?
September 30, 2023 at 4:51 PM
I don’t think helicopters should be all the way up there
September 28, 2023 at 12:24 AM
Why do we put the sharpest bones next to then most painful thing to bite
September 26, 2023 at 8:42 PM
In David brooks defense, it’s hard to look at your airport bar tab and not try to immediately find something to blame
September 22, 2023 at 4:32 AM
I don’t think this sentient, conscious, talking hedge likes me very much
September 19, 2023 at 5:13 PM
Every time you hear about strikers causing layoffs or increasing the price of goods, it’s management trying to pit worker v worker. Giant corporations making record profits are not operating on razor thin margins, and the way to end a strike is to negotiate a fair contract.
September 17, 2023 at 4:37 PM