Offensive Wizard
offensivewizard.bsky.social
Offensive Wizard
@offensivewizard.bsky.social
Illusionary Fist Of God: Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire

25 | r/196 Power-User
*taps chart*
December 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I'll use it for white meat turkey, but never dark
December 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
All that on top of decades of shaky foundation (*cough* can't update and shut down *cough*)
December 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Mark your shit as NSFW ffs
November 4, 2025 at 12:14 PM
He's out of line but he's not wrong....
a thinking smiley face has a hand on its chin
ALT: a thinking smiley face has a hand on its chin
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October 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Congratulations!!!
October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I feel like this gets really highlighted by how he constantly goes back to the "Cows have feelings man" bit. He fully can't understand why what he did to those animals freaks people out, even if it was for a "greater good".
August 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Omg yes she's reading Harrow let's go. I had to read the series like 2-3 times to actually get the full picture
August 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
What serious subject?
June 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The priest officiating that wedding would have so much drip
May 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Call me a treacherous vizier the way I be whisperin' in your girl's ear
April 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Bro you're cooked. Sautéed even.
April 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM