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offcnterarttog.bsky.social
Bootstrap’s bootstraps
@offcnterarttog.bsky.social
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artist. weirdo. 🍃🌈. 34.
not context, just vibes.
yapping into the void.
Lumberzacks stan account.
she/her. 🖕🏻 AI.
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Sometimes you’ll be googling terms when you’re trying to connections and you see an urban dictionary definition that is just *clutches pearls*
screenshot of an urban dictionary definition of the term “cherry blossoms” that reads cherry blossom: to be eating out your lady when she's on the rag, and when she cums, you burst a cyst in her backdoor.
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Sometimes the TL lines up just right to have my gut reaction is all caps right under the skeet.
screenshot of a skeet reading “TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot. TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.” Underneath is another skeet with a poster of the movie NOPE reading “NOPE written/directed by Jordan Peele” CAUSE FUCK AI. NOPE.
November 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Let me see you at 21
Me (white girl) throwing up 🤘🏻rock on song with my right hand, wearing a black mini dress with sequined silver bra part on top and a silver purse. I have long brown hair and I’m sticking my tongue out. In NYC - I don’t remember where. Maybe outside of Brooklyn Bowl??? It’s been 13 years idr 😂😂😂
October 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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This pic is from when I was 18 😂😂😂 a little more deliberate for the bit but this is how I dressed LOL 😂😂😂😂
Skinny white girl in baggy jeans, shorts underneath to mimic boxers (😂😂😂), a black tank top, white bandana and black fitted hat on top wearing a chain with a bent fork on it in her college dorm room.
October 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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It’s usually not so bad when I do it daily but after being gone a week?? And playing catch up??? And our scanner sucks??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Large stack of paper on top of a scale showing it weighs 3.5lbs. Close up shot of the scale showing the weight is about 3.5lbs.
October 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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But actually considering using chopsticks to get the ones at the bottom of the 2lb bag… but maybe I’d prefer to use chopsticks when it’s a more full bag?
Also I’m not getting up right now 😂
Top view down inside a 2lb bag of honeycomb that is mostly empty, about 3 visible whole honeycomb cereal pieces and the rest is just crumbs. Chopsticks would help me reach the bottom of the bag without having to stick my whole arm in the bag.
August 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written….

Like… I will hate on the stupid fedora look as much as I want!!!! I lived it!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Photo of a skinny white woman from the waist up wearing a black tank top, crossing her arms. Right arm has green string wrapped around her wrist and lot. Short brown hair with a black fedora perched on her head, slanted to the right. Photo from 2007.
August 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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If you see this, post a pic from your device without context.
Man riding a one wheeled bike on top of a regular bike. I can’t actually give anymore context as to wtf 😂
July 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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FUCK THIS. I’m angry at the world - but make it cute?
The words FUCK THIS in pink bubble letters with a gold shimmer on top accented by the words “FUCK THIS” in smaller dark pink and yellow bubble letters. Because fuck this.
July 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Kendra / Daisy / Yvette / Toni
Profile of a woman’s face in a rectangle with pink and purple highlights behind it. Woman’s face is obscured by pink. Print repeating in the background until page is full. Abstract print of a light/lime green flower with accents of light blue, orange, pink, purple & red in the background. Print repeating in the background until page is full. Purple abstract shape filled with abstract green brick and shiny gold accents. Print repeating in the background until page is full. Blue and red abstract brick wall shape with green and yellow flower exploding from the middle. Print repeating in the background until page is full.
July 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Deb / (alt)Deb
Pair of pastel blue eyes with abstract pastel blue, red & orange around it. Print repeating in the background until page is full. Pair of pastel blue eyes with abstract pastel gray, black & light orange around it. Print repeating in the background until page is full.
July 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Threatening him to keep myself from having a good time is definitely a new one 😂😂😂
Green bubble text to my husband (who has an android…I know. It’s his biggest flaw.) Today 12:26 PM ETA????? Don't make me hit the bowl a 3rd time
June 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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If you see this, quote your green #art!💚
Green is my favorite color so here’s my 4 recent green pieces.
Abstract green half of a face with a purple outlined eye crying blue sparkly tears. Pattern repeated over and over until page is covered. Her name is Jenny Two abstract profiles of faces looking at each other, lips touching, covered in light green bushes with little pink flowers over the eyes and around the faces. Pattern repeated over and over until page is covered. Her name is Carrie. Big green flower with a green center, yellow & green petals with one petal with a purple boxy patten spilling out of the petal. Pattern repeated over and over until page is covered. Her name is Cora Abstract of light green swirls with accents of red and yellow filling in the light green swirls. Pattern repeated over and over until page is covered. Her name is Rosemary.
June 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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WTF IS THIS WEATHER
Photo of the thermometer on the dash of a car that reads “111 degrees” FUCK THIS MARYLAND HEAT
June 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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The glare really blocked me from seeing if the angles were good (they weren’t 😂) but I got this one shot that is 🔥🔥🔥
Up shot of a woman in a mermaid skirt in an abstract print that is mostly pink with yellow and light blue accents and a matching cropped tank top standing in front of some trees on the grass.
June 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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The amount of adjusting so you didn’t see up my dress for this photo is… too much 😂😂😂
Floor shot looking upwards of a white woman on the floor in an orange dress with a rainbow shirt. She is underneath a desk and you can see the desk chair behind her.
June 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Specifically this part of the song - the “why? Why? Why? Why?” part. Crazy how a song you also cannot remember the name/who sings it is stuck in your head just rattling around wtf is that about
Screenshot of the lyrics bridge of the song Champagne Supernova by Oasis reading: [Bridge] 'Cause people believe That they're gonna get away for the summer But you and I, we live and die The world's still spinnin' 'round, we don't know why Why? Why? Why? Why? [Guitar Solo]
June 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Her name is Brandi.

happy Pride from a queer woman to all the other queer women. 👅😂🌈🖤 #art #queerart
Abstract art that kinda depicts a tongue sticking between two fingers in front of lips. Mostly pink and red with teal, purple & yellow accents in the background. Pattern repeating in the background over the edge of the page. Abstract art that kinda depicts a tongue sticking between two fingers in front of lips. Mostly pink and red with teal, purple & yellow accents in the background.
June 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Update on Powerline #art that I drew back in 2016ish. #Powerline #AGoofyMovie
L: original drawing
R: 2025 #offcnterartt update
Marker drawing of the character Powerline (from The Disney Animated Movie Masterpiece: A Goofy Movie 😂)’s profile in yellow over top of sections of red, blue, purple, green and pink that make up the background. Powerline’s logo in yellow with red accents with yellow sparks coming out of the sides. Top left corner are lyrics from the song Stand Out in green reading “Totally devoted to disturbing the peace” Yellow with accents of orange and red and teal explosions off of a yellow Powerline logo with profile of Powerline in the center. That pattern repeating in the background until off the edge.
June 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Ok so 😂 I draw prints and wear clothes with my own prints right? Depending on the style of shirts/shorts you like I can make it work 😂 I don’t tend to wear the same patterns in one outfit so I can’t physically show you two together but these are the kinda of shirts/shorts I do offer 😂
Photo of stock models wearing different shirts and shorts styles. Cropped tank top, cropped tee, regular t-shirt Biker shorts, short shorts, yoga shorts, mesh gym shorts, short athletic shorts
June 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Happy Pride Month, babiessss! #art #digitalart #happypride
Her name is Portia 🏳️‍🌈
Pattern of Portia. Abstract rainbow drawing - rainbow looks like it’s coming out of a vague profile of a face that is blue/purple/pink and dripping - layers of the drawing filling the page. Portia. Abstract rainbow drawing - rainbow looks like it’s coming out of a vague profile of a face that is blue/purple/pink and dripping.
June 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Last week’s work drawing #inkdrawing #art
Blue pen ink drawing on white paper. Abstract art drawing.
May 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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I’m really in love with this one that I drew this week. #art #inkdrawing
Blue pen on white paper. Abstract art with a profile of a face and hearts. idk those are the most recognizable shapes 😂😂😂
May 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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I’m watching Our Lips Are Sealed. Because I got the DVD from my parents’ house 😂 this movie is as iconically bad as I remember and I’m so ready for it 😂 maybe 😂
Picture of the Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen twins movie Our Lips Are Sealed DVD in front of a TV showing the DVD menu screen of the movie. Caption reaching “I can’t explain how excited I am to watch this Cinematic Experience right now 😂😂😂”
May 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Guess I’m actually not just going to immediately get into bed 😭😬😂😂😂
A king sized bed with red sheets covered with a pile of brightly colored laundry on one side and a large plastic storage container overflowing with neutral colored clothes on the other side. Why are we both like this 😂😂😂😭😂😂
May 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM