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@offcnterarttog.bsky.social
artist. weirdo. 🍃🌈. 34.
not context, just vibes.
yapping into the void.
Lumberzacks stan account.
she/her. 🖕🏻 AI.
not context, just vibes.
yapping into the void.
Lumberzacks stan account.
she/her. 🖕🏻 AI.
Pinned
So I’m just gonna photo dump all the most recent art I’ve done ✌🏻 (probably from recent to least recent so until I decide I’m over it for now 😂😂😂)
All my prints are named after women. Sometimes women I know, sometimes based on the FEEL of the print (🤷🏻♀️😂) and sometimes just… I need a name for it 😂
All my prints are named after women. Sometimes women I know, sometimes based on the FEEL of the print (🤷🏻♀️😂) and sometimes just… I need a name for it 😂
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Don’t put girls in it. You can’t spell mean without men
Men really be mean girls.
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Don’t put girls in it. You can’t spell mean without men
The $450 was spent on Christmas presents for 10 people. The $450 was spent on Christmas presents for 10 people. The $450 was spent on Christmas presents for 10 people. The $450 was spent on Christmas presents for 10 people. The $450 was spent on Christmas presents for 10 people. The $450 was spent o
December 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The $450 was spent on Christmas presents for 10 people. The $450 was spent on Christmas presents for 10 people. The $450 was spent on Christmas presents for 10 people. The $450 was spent on Christmas presents for 10 people. The $450 was spent on Christmas presents for 10 people. The $450 was spent o
Because I don’t want to be naked in a public bathroom 😂😂😂
December 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Because I don’t want to be naked in a public bathroom 😂😂😂
He thinks I’m a snack fiend???? He woke up to the sound of a pretzel bag being opened 😂😂😂
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
He thinks I’m a snack fiend???? He woke up to the sound of a pretzel bag being opened 😂😂😂
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ALL you have to do is just not use it, tell these companies you aren't using it, and make fun of people who do. We need a mass collective effort to make genAI extremely uncool, lame, embarrassing, cringe. Everyone needs to react to it with a MOUNTAIN of hostility until they run out of steam.
November 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
ALL you have to do is just not use it, tell these companies you aren't using it, and make fun of people who do. We need a mass collective effort to make genAI extremely uncool, lame, embarrassing, cringe. Everyone needs to react to it with a MOUNTAIN of hostility until they run out of steam.
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So many people have dismissed me because it's a bubble and bubbles burst, but like, this one needs opposition. This bubble NEEDS to burst, and the entire apparatus of rich people is trying to reinforce it. We have to make AI not only a class traitor thing, but extremely dorky and uncool.
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
So many people have dismissed me because it's a bubble and bubbles burst, but like, this one needs opposition. This bubble NEEDS to burst, and the entire apparatus of rich people is trying to reinforce it. We have to make AI not only a class traitor thing, but extremely dorky and uncool.
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No, don't use it. It's the most harmful anti-human shit of all time. Use it a little? Are you also one of the centrists who wants to cozy up to and compromise with the fascists?
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
No, don't use it. It's the most harmful anti-human shit of all time. Use it a little? Are you also one of the centrists who wants to cozy up to and compromise with the fascists?
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ATTENTION IS THE BUSINESS MODEL. Stop contributing.
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
ATTENTION IS THE BUSINESS MODEL. Stop contributing.
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This is me politely asking you all to review this skeet and, as a result, think twice before engaging in "smell-this 'activism.'"
DID YOU SEE THIS AWFUL THING THIS AWFUL MAN SAID
HOW ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE GUY, ISN'T IT HE TERRIBLE
OK, so... why are you his street team? Why are you signal-boosting?
DID YOU SEE THIS AWFUL THING THIS AWFUL MAN SAID
HOW ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE GUY, ISN'T IT HE TERRIBLE
OK, so... why are you his street team? Why are you signal-boosting?
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This is me politely asking you all to review this skeet and, as a result, think twice before engaging in "smell-this 'activism.'"
DID YOU SEE THIS AWFUL THING THIS AWFUL MAN SAID
HOW ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE GUY, ISN'T IT HE TERRIBLE
OK, so... why are you his street team? Why are you signal-boosting?
DID YOU SEE THIS AWFUL THING THIS AWFUL MAN SAID
HOW ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE GUY, ISN'T IT HE TERRIBLE
OK, so... why are you his street team? Why are you signal-boosting?
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I would literally never know this demon was alive if you weren't wedging him into my feed???
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I would literally never know this demon was alive if you weren't wedging him into my feed???
Leverage season 4 is my favorite because they have banger episodes one after the other. You know it’s a good season when there are no skip episodes.
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Leverage season 4 is my favorite because they have banger episodes one after the other. You know it’s a good season when there are no skip episodes.
A deer hit his car, she got broken up with and her long time friend’s mom had cancer and all I have to bring to this sadness is the lingering cough. The Mazda girlies are struggling.
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
A deer hit his car, she got broken up with and her long time friend’s mom had cancer and all I have to bring to this sadness is the lingering cough. The Mazda girlies are struggling.
In order to take small steps to work towards something big…. You have to know what the big goal is in the end.
Otherwise it’s a shaky foundation. You have to zoom out. And then take SMALL baby steps. Starting in the middle isn’t helpful.
Otherwise it’s a shaky foundation. You have to zoom out. And then take SMALL baby steps. Starting in the middle isn’t helpful.
November 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
In order to take small steps to work towards something big…. You have to know what the big goal is in the end.
Otherwise it’s a shaky foundation. You have to zoom out. And then take SMALL baby steps. Starting in the middle isn’t helpful.
Otherwise it’s a shaky foundation. You have to zoom out. And then take SMALL baby steps. Starting in the middle isn’t helpful.
I was fine when I was just “chasing” my 3yo nephew around the house but as soon as I was bending over to drag him by his feet???? Oh my back was hurting 😂😂😂
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I was fine when I was just “chasing” my 3yo nephew around the house but as soon as I was bending over to drag him by his feet???? Oh my back was hurting 😂😂😂
I pulled something or did SOMETHING to my tailbone because I am in agonizing pain???? And every time I cough it hurts????
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I pulled something or did SOMETHING to my tailbone because I am in agonizing pain???? And every time I cough it hurts????
I take a bong hit to ease my back pain, but I haven’t been because I’m trying to get ride of this cough.
DECISIONS DECISIONS
DECISIONS DECISIONS
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I take a bong hit to ease my back pain, but I haven’t been because I’m trying to get ride of this cough.
DECISIONS DECISIONS
DECISIONS DECISIONS
I know, I know, when you’re picking anything up or doing anything you use your legs, not your back.
Trust me. My tailbone is SCREAMING that at me now.
Trust me. My tailbone is SCREAMING that at me now.
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I know, I know, when you’re picking anything up or doing anything you use your legs, not your back.
Trust me. My tailbone is SCREAMING that at me now.
Trust me. My tailbone is SCREAMING that at me now.
10:00pm snacks:
Babe: bowl of ice cream
Me: leftover ham
😂😂😂
Babe: bowl of ice cream
Me: leftover ham
😂😂😂
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
10:00pm snacks:
Babe: bowl of ice cream
Me: leftover ham
😂😂😂
Babe: bowl of ice cream
Me: leftover ham
😂😂😂
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Depression is the sheet and Seasonal Depression is the weighted blanket.
Like I’m always sleeping with something covering me what are we talking about here.
Like I’m always sleeping with something covering me what are we talking about here.
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Depression is the sheet and Seasonal Depression is the weighted blanket.
Like I’m always sleeping with something covering me what are we talking about here.
Like I’m always sleeping with something covering me what are we talking about here.
I know this is an Unpopular Opinion, but I don’t like anything strawberry flavored except strawberry balls cough drops.
Not even the pink starburst.
Not even the pink starburst.
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I know this is an Unpopular Opinion, but I don’t like anything strawberry flavored except strawberry balls cough drops.
Not even the pink starburst.
Not even the pink starburst.
Can you please stop doing this because every time it stresses me out.
I’ve done it one time.
Reader, this is not the first or last time this will happen.
I’ve done it one time.
Reader, this is not the first or last time this will happen.
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Can you please stop doing this because every time it stresses me out.
I’ve done it one time.
Reader, this is not the first or last time this will happen.
I’ve done it one time.
Reader, this is not the first or last time this will happen.
Oh no. I definitely married into a family who runs to the store on Thanksgiving.
THEY ARE OPWN BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS. PLAN AHEAD. STOP.
THEY ARE OPWN BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS. PLAN AHEAD. STOP.
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Oh no. I definitely married into a family who runs to the store on Thanksgiving.
THEY ARE OPWN BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS. PLAN AHEAD. STOP.
THEY ARE OPWN BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS. PLAN AHEAD. STOP.
“I’ve never used sweet potatoes in a dessert before”
Sweet potato pie???? Hello?????
Sweet potato pie???? Hello?????
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“I’ve never used sweet potatoes in a dessert before”
Sweet potato pie???? Hello?????
Sweet potato pie???? Hello?????