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Here. Mostly over at wandering.shop. I'd love to follow you from the Fediverse, so if you don't mind, please follow @ap.brid.gy

Bridged profile here: https://bsky.app/profile/offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy
So, here's my .02c for it, metaphorically. I'll personally make a $1000 donation to help fill in that gap. There are certainly 1500 of us who can spare that much, in the global python community. Who's with me?
October 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
My sister, in #Edmonton Alberta, was sent this abomination of a form to sign before my niece would be allowed to participate in school sports. Now her choice is to comply with this transphobic shit, or to remove my niece from sports she's played since she was able to lace on skates.
September 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I love the linked picture but I can't look at it and not see *this* one.
July 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
July 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
@unfortunatehky.bsky.social you may want to consider this:
June 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Since they decided to disconnect my comment, here's the utter bullshit they posted disingenuously claiming to "hate to do this"
May 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
My poor lovely @seattlekraken.com fan partner is outnumbered tonight.
March 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Did you see the BILLBOARD‽
March 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
New meme format just dropped.
February 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
While the story about Teresa Borrenpohl's mistreatment at the hands of Sherriff Bob Norris is terrible, the last picture at the bottom made me giggle.

I can't tell if that's his last name, or just a descriptive caption.
February 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
February 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I'm not impressed by @grubhubsupport.bsky.social tonight; my delivery is going on an hour late, and clicking on the "My order was late" button just gives me an error message.

Good work, folks. Maybe eventually my dinner will arrive?
January 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
#Seattle councilmember Tammy Morales is resigning after spending a demoralizing time as the lone progressive voice in a conservative city council.

Now that voters have sent Tanya Woo packing a second time, who wants to bet that council president Sara Nelson will undo that democratic decision again?
December 4, 2024 at 10:53 PM
I've wanted the #Sandman Dream and Death bookends since I first saw them, at a time in my life I could not dream of them at even retail pricing, and by the time I could afford them you basically could not buy them anywhere. This makes me so damn happy.
April 1, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I get no respect
March 2, 2024 at 11:44 PM
February 17, 2024 at 2:58 AM
We live in a world where the Hummer H2 exists, and I think the Cybertruck might still be the ugliest vehicle I've ever seen.
September 3, 2023 at 2:50 AM