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Here. Mostly over at wandering.shop. I'd love to follow you from the Fediverse, so if you don't mind, please follow @ap.brid.gy

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Where are you staying, so that I can wish a plague of spiders upon them (after you've left)
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
There's a joke in here somewhere about Occam's Razor and "old enough to shave" but I am not witty enough (or grim enough) to put it together.
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I dunno, as an immigrant I took a $1.1mm home that could have gone to a struggling American family...
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Reposted by Chris is elsewhere.
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015

What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Reposted by Chris is elsewhere.
Adding this to point out that the NYT is now on the record saying "editors *discovered* his failure to abide by our ethical standards" (emphasis mine)

This strongly suggests a termination for cause, which typically involves an internal investigation. So, what else did his editors "discover"?
Landon Thomas’s behavior seems to be embarrassing enough to the Times hierarchy that they had their spokesman go on record insinuating to the Post that he was fired for cause. I wonder whether legal signed off on that. nypost.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Reposted by Chris is elsewhere.
At the same time the New York Times was running nonstop stories on Hillary's email server, they were sitting on this emails (and photos of Trump with Epstein victims, apparently).
bsky.app/profile/data...
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015

What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We'll take our wins where we can get them.
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I assume the address will be in Bellevue.
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
You say that, but remember that many of the people he's depending on do not travel, don't read much, and don't spend a lot of time thinking about anything past their own downtown.

The things that make a big society can fail pretty badly when your violent mob doesn't need them.
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Don't forget 4: Remembering that they own the bulk of the media voters consume, so they can do whatever they want and then report it in a way that's favorable. Thereby maximizing 2 and 3 and preventing any blowback from 1
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Hey, this isn't baseball.
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I dug that up for a group chat immediately. I had to explain it to my lovely terminally offline partner first.
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
What are you watching‽
November 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM