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The Official Merry Cybertruck
@off-cybertruck.bsky.social
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i'm just a non-bulletproof boi

Deplorean is my favorite nicknames bc i crushed on that so hard

profile pic by @empressedyn.bsky.social
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off-cybertruck.bsky.social
my vote is for a muppet christmas carol or the charlie brown one

there was also a funny coincidence below your post
Red Lori Bright Eyes Pissed Off American (@redloribrighteyes.bsky.social) posted 38 minutes ago: due to my family history the holidays are a very traumatic time for me this year i'm going to try and watch wholesome holiday movies I have never seen, which is most of all of them Would you be so kind as to share your favorite? I have avoided them my whole life suggestions? In an unrelated post just below this, Cesar Jimenez (@jimenopolix.bsky.social) posted 23 hours ago: Wait... you mean they JUST released a brand new "Prep & Landing" film a COUPLE DAYS AGO!?
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
off-cybertruck.bsky.social
it's beautiful
Toy Story 5 | Teaser Trailer | In Theaters June 19th On the official Pixar channel 98k likes and 21k dislikes.
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 AM
off-cybertruck.bsky.social
yippeeeeee
my bubbel with my greatest bluesky friends and enemies. but mostly enemies
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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i'm shaking rn and i do not live in south pasadena
Public Safety Alert: This is a test of the South Pasadena WEA system. There is no emergency.
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
off-cybertruck.bsky.social
this is such a mood
I'm here for humiliation
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
off-cybertruck.bsky.social
that's not what i remember that last one saying
hulk covered wagon @skibidi rizz.67 says "when i dictator i kill the dogs and cats and the pets of future nephew or modifi CNN's baby chihuahuas, to make them say vote for Mamdani. thank you for your gooning on this matter July 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
November 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
off-cybertruck.bsky.social
this lines up with what i've been hearing from friends lately
prop 50 yes votes total at over 4 million (64.8%) and no votes total at 2.2 million (35.2%) Yes wins. AP race call at 8 p.m. Updated at 8:26 p.m., 58% of votes counted
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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bingus was a doofus and said unspeakable things about November and pants, and beneath her is someone talking about vaccines and super important health stuff
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
off-cybertruck.bsky.social
at least the dodgers are winning in something
top trending topics on bluesky tonight, Dodgers is number one with 17k posts, second and third are World Series and Blue Jays at around 7.5k posts each
October 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
off-cybertruck.bsky.social
i have a whole vision board
Lightning McFeet
October 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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because i tried to dox her, i get wayfair chair ads on every website i visit and my life has vastly improved
it's so many chairs i can't even
October 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
off-cybertruck.bsky.social
never tell me the odds
Lightning McQueen charging toward you on his nightmarishly buff arm-legs
October 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
off-cybertruck.bsky.social
see how hulk's chair has like a ridge and this one has a thread
the threaded back of a chair idk how to describe it
October 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
off-cybertruck.bsky.social
trying to find out whether an acquaintance was detained by ice and i realized how clickbait-y the dhs articles read. they have to specify "HEINOUS/VICIOUS criminal illegal aliens" (ick) because they're normally cool with criminals and just want you to know, these ones are the super duper bad guys
official homeland security website "DHS Reveals More Heinous Criminal Illegal Aliens..." June 11 2025: ICE Los Angeles arrested Jesus Romero-Retana (I don't know why they have to put names that's kind of gross), a 52-year-old illegal alien from Mexico
October 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
off-cybertruck.bsky.social
i found the origin yay

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's a double bladed lightsaber.
double bladed lightsaber heck yeah i want one. you may also be able to fly by spinning it like helicopter but i can't find a picture of it
October 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
off-cybertruck.bsky.social
quote this with a post of yours that would make your family upset
it's better if you don't know tbh and it has no likes but it reads: "hot rammin": a reference to pelvic thrusting against a wall after someone has experienced a difficult or heartbreaking breakup but does not have the courage or rizz to go clubbing after being ghosted for a week, i put on some Lady Gaga and hot rammed in my bathroom for the next two hours
October 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
off-cybertruck.bsky.social
wait what's going on
@andylevy.net says: oh well go jays obviously @yayger.bsky.social says: so sorry, Seattle
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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chat are we really still debating "whether it was wise to fire live munitions over a freeway"

www.latimes.com/california/s...
Now, the California Highway Patrol is reporting that a cruiser parked on an onramp of Interstate 5 was hit by falling shrapnel after an artillery round exploded midair, far earlier than intended, forcing an early end to the artillery demonstration. Although no one was hurt, the revelations raised new questions about safety issues and whether it was wise to fire live munitions over a freeway during the ceremony.
October 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
off-cybertruck.bsky.social
what does he have against teenage girls
Notoriously fickle and flighty, you often find yourself chasing the latest colorful image that has presented itself to your imagination instead of working out the implications of a topic in detail. (By the time someone engages you on the nitty-gritty, you have already moved on to another topic.) Metaphorically, your personality style may be likened to a teenage girl whose uterus is twisting and turning, first to the one side, then to the other, causing emotional turmoil as it craves impregnation from the outside while at the same time resisting any definite commitment to it.
October 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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for funsies i retook it with the exact opposite answers
100% classic hysteric 87% anal-expulsive 67% phallic-aggressive
October 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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excuse you personality test but i was listening to escapism when i took this quiz
most of them don't matter except the top 3: retentive hysteric 90% phallic-compensative 81% oral-receptive 80%
October 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Asking if I believe "I am superior to others and more worthy than most." Heck yeah
October 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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twinsies
Today at 11:40 AM "@justostrich.com has blocked you"
October 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
off-cybertruck.bsky.social
ok home feed i see you
post by @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app : "This. Job. Market. Sucks." immediately before a post by @bbchelli.bsky.social : "get a job" I'm posting from my desk?
October 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
off-cybertruck.bsky.social
ok i chuckled
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October 7, 2025 at 7:15 AM