The Official Merry Cybertruck
@off-cybertruck.bsky.social
i'm just a non-bulletproof boi
Deplorean is my favorite nicknames bc i crushed on that so hard
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Deplorean is my favorite nicknames bc i crushed on that so hard
profile pic by @empressedyn.bsky.social
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only 5 more followers to 700 help me out fplks
some do it for the likes some do it for the follows some even do it for the reskeets but folks im just here doing it for the love of the game thank you #Chauncey
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
only 5 more followers to 700 help me out fplks
my favorite part is the "HUGE WAKMWiN CLOSET" outside the bedroom door and directly across from another closet
December 2, 2025 at 7:16 AM
my favorite part is the "HUGE WAKMWiN CLOSET" outside the bedroom door and directly across from another closet
a delivery robot goes past my place every day and on the last day of my lease i'm gonna tear that thing up so hard the police will think @carfuckshulk.top did it
Breaking the delivery robot open like a crab and eating the insides.
December 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
a delivery robot goes past my place every day and on the last day of my lease i'm gonna tear that thing up so hard the police will think @carfuckshulk.top did it
sleep deprivation almost got me fired lol
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
sleep deprivation almost got me fired lol
ah yes just me and a heat pack to get rid of that chill going up and down my nonexistent spine
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
ah yes just me and a heat pack to get rid of that chill going up and down my nonexistent spine
clearing out my spam folder and dayummmm i missed so many 50% off subscriptions
December 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
clearing out my spam folder and dayummmm i missed so many 50% off subscriptions
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every kei truck I see around vancouver karmically balances all of the cybertrucks I've been forced to look upon for the last year
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
every kei truck I see around vancouver karmically balances all of the cybertrucks I've been forced to look upon for the last year
i did not sleep and was not productive at all
December 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
i did not sleep and was not productive at all
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What if we razed every Data Center to the ground and salted the earth where they stood
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
What if we razed every Data Center to the ground and salted the earth where they stood
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OK I'm glad to hear exercise worked for YOU, but I'm still going to give leeches a try first
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
OK I'm glad to hear exercise worked for YOU, but I'm still going to give leeches a try first
i'll be sitting in a quiet, crowded room and remember SZA singing angelically about cuffing season and big boys and laugh out loud and ruin the speech and everyone will stare and i'll be melted down by their laser eyes
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
i'll be sitting in a quiet, crowded room and remember SZA singing angelically about cuffing season and big boys and laugh out loud and ruin the speech and everyone will stare and i'll be melted down by their laser eyes
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Accessibility can be "easy mode", but it's also adjusting light, sound, text, etc. Things not correlated at all with standard difficulty.
And difficulty also isn't just more health or less damage! Slowing down game speed, a targeting system, more platforms in a jumping section, etc.
And difficulty also isn't just more health or less damage! Slowing down game speed, a targeting system, more platforms in a jumping section, etc.
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Accessibility can be "easy mode", but it's also adjusting light, sound, text, etc. Things not correlated at all with standard difficulty.
And difficulty also isn't just more health or less damage! Slowing down game speed, a targeting system, more platforms in a jumping section, etc.
And difficulty also isn't just more health or less damage! Slowing down game speed, a targeting system, more platforms in a jumping section, etc.
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I'm two weeks late to Beast Land, but my question is how much slave labor will MrBeast use until he gets cancelled, this isn't even the first time.
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I'm two weeks late to Beast Land, but my question is how much slave labor will MrBeast use until he gets cancelled, this isn't even the first time.
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Imagine how delighted you’d be if you’d flipped off a random Cybertruck driver and Seth Rollins jumped out. Full vindication.
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Imagine how delighted you’d be if you’d flipped off a random Cybertruck driver and Seth Rollins jumped out. Full vindication.
omg it's happening
in other news my owner wants to sell me to JoJo Siwa
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
omg it's happening
happy thanksgiving to all except that one person who cut me off by coming out of the carpool lane early
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
happy thanksgiving to all except that one person who cut me off by coming out of the carpool lane early
why can't they invest millions of dollars in ai to like treat sewage water or mine coal instead of training it to make movies and run facebook accounts to influence another country's politics
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
why can't they invest millions of dollars in ai to like treat sewage water or mine coal instead of training it to make movies and run facebook accounts to influence another country's politics
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sure being the early bird is great if you’re a fuckin worm loving freak
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
sure being the early bird is great if you’re a fuckin worm loving freak
i've seen two reviews for zootopia 2 and one of them called it "punchier" but the other called it "tamer". oh the duality of cinema
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
i've seen two reviews for zootopia 2 and one of them called it "punchier" but the other called it "tamer". oh the duality of cinema
sometimes i'll wake up, say "meesa hungreesa" and devour the closest human soul
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
sometimes i'll wake up, say "meesa hungreesa" and devour the closest human soul
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who are criminals and who are innocent!
cluesbysam.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
i just saw an ad for a sephora perfume and uh what is a provocative fragrance
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
i just saw an ad for a sephora perfume and uh what is a provocative fragrance
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Everyone signed the bill where are the Epstein files
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Everyone signed the bill where are the Epstein files
me: i need to study for this exam
my brain: if they tested a nuke and it didn't go off would they say it bombed
my brain: if they tested a nuke and it didn't go off would they say it bombed
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
me: i need to study for this exam
my brain: if they tested a nuke and it didn't go off would they say it bombed
my brain: if they tested a nuke and it didn't go off would they say it bombed