Does that make my Mom's name Aunt Esther?

And CASH CALLS HELL, too. I did a video essay on the DVD for that movie.

WRONG! It's actually a remake of the dance from the 1980's.

Either of them would have done a better job.

I am at a screening too.

And as someone with only one working eye, the fact I can parallel park with ease makes me feel really good.

Back in 1987, you couldn't pass the NJ Driver's test without being able to parallel park.

I failed the driver's test TWICE because I couldn't parallel park. But I've become an expert at it since then. And I've done it with a car with NO POWER STEERING, which is like pulling the car into the spot by hand. What I cannot do is use those backup cameras. So glad my car doesn't have one.

I hope you wrote that song down, because you just sold your soul for a number one hit.

Another show I used to watch with my Mom.

I'm a mean moderator. I've said things like "this is question and answer, not comment and answer" and "yo, we ain't getting any younger up here." Bad Odie!

I don't think ANY site should have a comment section. They serve no purpose other than to keep people on a page. This does nothing for me as the writer, as I don't read them and I could care less about how much time someone spends on a webpage. They do not help me do my job. They're just useless.

This goes for audience members at Q&A's too!

One of Ida Lupino's Columbo episodes (that she was in, not directed).

Did you taste them and yell out, "MEL, KISS MAH GRITS!"