OddlySpecificBusinessNames
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This is just a place to externalize the dumb thoughts I have sometimes, business names that I come up with that I think are funny... essentially, here are my 'it's 3am, why am I awake, and wouldn't it be funny if...' ideas :)
A company scrutinizing juvenile scalps for the presence of tiny pests... Lice, Lice, Baby
March 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
A company scrutinizing juvenile scalps for the presence of tiny pests... Lice, Lice, Baby
@2ndgear.bsky.social I'm wheelie looking forward to it!
March 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
@2ndgear.bsky.social I'm wheelie looking forward to it!
An editing service that has embraced its reputation for being overzealous: Abridged Too Far
December 16, 2024 at 10:27 AM
An editing service that has embraced its reputation for being overzealous: Abridged Too Far
A company with a broad array of enhancements and upgrades for shutters, horizontal blinds and vented closet doors: Fifty Ways to Love your Louvers
November 29, 2024 at 12:39 PM
A company with a broad array of enhancements and upgrades for shutters, horizontal blinds and vented closet doors: Fifty Ways to Love your Louvers
A shop specializing in providing swatches and demo kits to bar furniture salespeople: Stool Samples
November 29, 2024 at 12:33 PM
A shop specializing in providing swatches and demo kits to bar furniture salespeople: Stool Samples
A manufacturer of commodes custom made for installations in corner and at funny angles ... We Must Have Askew Loos
November 29, 2024 at 12:21 PM
A manufacturer of commodes custom made for installations in corner and at funny angles ... We Must Have Askew Loos
A psychic who only makes optimistic predictions.. A Happy Medium
November 13, 2024 at 3:14 AM
A psychic who only makes optimistic predictions.. A Happy Medium
A stress relief meditation retreat on the beach .. Coping Cabana
November 13, 2024 at 3:13 AM
A stress relief meditation retreat on the beach .. Coping Cabana
A boarding facility for aquarium life.. So Long, and Tanks for All the Fish
November 13, 2024 at 3:13 AM
A boarding facility for aquarium life.. So Long, and Tanks for All the Fish
A company of female stuntwomen with a flair for the dramatic: OvaryAction
August 26, 2024 at 2:01 AM
A company of female stuntwomen with a flair for the dramatic: OvaryAction
A company specializing in growing anise, juniper, chamomile, hyssop and fennel: Leaves of Absinthe
August 20, 2024 at 8:19 PM
A company specializing in growing anise, juniper, chamomile, hyssop and fennel: Leaves of Absinthe
A coalition dedicated to ending price gouging and scalping of event tickets: FanFair
August 18, 2024 at 7:58 PM
A coalition dedicated to ending price gouging and scalping of event tickets: FanFair
A restaurant specializing in lone diners, pairing peoole up so they don't have to eat alone: TasteBuds
August 17, 2024 at 9:57 AM
A restaurant specializing in lone diners, pairing peoole up so they don't have to eat alone: TasteBuds
A dog bathing business: Dirty Hairy
August 14, 2024 at 12:45 AM
A dog bathing business: Dirty Hairy
A company dedicated to providing tours of historic funeral homes around fhe world: Embalms Away
August 9, 2024 at 1:10 AM
A company dedicated to providing tours of historic funeral homes around fhe world: Embalms Away
An inventory auditing firm for breweries... The Sum of All Beers
August 6, 2024 at 12:38 PM
An inventory auditing firm for breweries... The Sum of All Beers
A matchmaking service for insurance risk calculators... Love Actuary
August 6, 2024 at 12:25 PM
A matchmaking service for insurance risk calculators... Love Actuary
A vegan cafe.. NoParm. NoFowl.
August 6, 2024 at 12:25 PM
A vegan cafe.. NoParm. NoFowl.
A national chain store specializing in upholstered footstools. The Ottoman Empire
August 6, 2024 at 12:25 PM
A national chain store specializing in upholstered footstools. The Ottoman Empire
A company specializing in home delivery of cheerfully branded bathroom fixtures... Happy Bidet To You
August 6, 2024 at 12:25 PM
A company specializing in home delivery of cheerfully branded bathroom fixtures... Happy Bidet To You
A Guidebook of Coastal Docks, Jetties and Boardwalks: Pier Review.
Or, for a localized guide, with user reviews, check out 'A Jury Of Your Piers'
Or, for a localized guide, with user reviews, check out 'A Jury Of Your Piers'
August 6, 2024 at 12:25 PM
A Guidebook of Coastal Docks, Jetties and Boardwalks: Pier Review.
Or, for a localized guide, with user reviews, check out 'A Jury Of Your Piers'
Or, for a localized guide, with user reviews, check out 'A Jury Of Your Piers'
Couples therapy for marriages in trouble due to excessive dockbuilding: Make Love Not Wharves
August 6, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Couples therapy for marriages in trouble due to excessive dockbuilding: Make Love Not Wharves
A business with combined sessions of bible study and yoga... Jehovah's Fitness
August 6, 2024 at 12:24 PM
A business with combined sessions of bible study and yoga... Jehovah's Fitness
A bird feeder company specializing in bushy-tailed rodent denial: Squirrel, Interrupted
August 6, 2024 at 12:24 PM
A bird feeder company specializing in bushy-tailed rodent denial: Squirrel, Interrupted
A shop specializing in alcoves, insets and narrow built in shelving units : Niche Market
August 6, 2024 at 12:24 PM
A shop specializing in alcoves, insets and narrow built in shelving units : Niche Market