OddlySpecificBusinessNames
@oddlyspecificbn.bsky.social
This is just a place to externalize the dumb thoughts I have sometimes, business names that I come up with that I think are funny... essentially, here are my 'it's 3am, why am I awake, and wouldn't it be funny if...' ideas :)
A company scrutinizing juvenile scalps for the presence of tiny pests... Lice, Lice, Baby
March 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
A company scrutinizing juvenile scalps for the presence of tiny pests... Lice, Lice, Baby
@2ndgear.bsky.social I'm wheelie looking forward to it!
March 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
@2ndgear.bsky.social I'm wheelie looking forward to it!
An editing service that has embraced its reputation for being overzealous: Abridged Too Far
December 16, 2024 at 10:27 AM
An editing service that has embraced its reputation for being overzealous: Abridged Too Far
A company with a broad array of enhancements and upgrades for shutters, horizontal blinds and vented closet doors: Fifty Ways to Love your Louvers
November 29, 2024 at 12:39 PM
A company with a broad array of enhancements and upgrades for shutters, horizontal blinds and vented closet doors: Fifty Ways to Love your Louvers
A shop specializing in providing swatches and demo kits to bar furniture salespeople: Stool Samples
November 29, 2024 at 12:33 PM
A shop specializing in providing swatches and demo kits to bar furniture salespeople: Stool Samples
A manufacturer of commodes custom made for installations in corner and at funny angles ... We Must Have Askew Loos
November 29, 2024 at 12:21 PM
A manufacturer of commodes custom made for installations in corner and at funny angles ... We Must Have Askew Loos
A psychic who only makes optimistic predictions.. A Happy Medium
November 13, 2024 at 3:14 AM
A psychic who only makes optimistic predictions.. A Happy Medium
A stress relief meditation retreat on the beach .. Coping Cabana
November 13, 2024 at 3:13 AM
A stress relief meditation retreat on the beach .. Coping Cabana
A boarding facility for aquarium life.. So Long, and Tanks for All the Fish
November 13, 2024 at 3:13 AM
A boarding facility for aquarium life.. So Long, and Tanks for All the Fish
Same... I came to the comments to figure out what the issue was... its like seeing a cover for Schindler's List and thinking its pro-nazi and getting mad, but never watching the movie
August 26, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Same... I came to the comments to figure out what the issue was... its like seeing a cover for Schindler's List and thinking its pro-nazi and getting mad, but never watching the movie
A company of female stuntwomen with a flair for the dramatic: OvaryAction
August 26, 2024 at 2:01 AM
A company of female stuntwomen with a flair for the dramatic: OvaryAction
A company specializing in growing anise, juniper, chamomile, hyssop and fennel: Leaves of Absinthe
August 20, 2024 at 8:19 PM
A company specializing in growing anise, juniper, chamomile, hyssop and fennel: Leaves of Absinthe
A coalition dedicated to ending price gouging and scalping of event tickets: FanFair
August 18, 2024 at 7:58 PM
A coalition dedicated to ending price gouging and scalping of event tickets: FanFair
A restaurant specializing in lone diners, pairing peoole up so they don't have to eat alone: TasteBuds
August 17, 2024 at 9:57 AM
A restaurant specializing in lone diners, pairing peoole up so they don't have to eat alone: TasteBuds
Taking a deep breath here does not, i n contrast, cause your brain to retch uncontrollably. I'm new too and so far so refreshing
August 14, 2024 at 9:04 AM
Taking a deep breath here does not, i n contrast, cause your brain to retch uncontrollably. I'm new too and so far so refreshing
That activity was very on-bran for you
August 14, 2024 at 8:53 AM
That activity was very on-bran for you
It was an opportunity for groat
August 14, 2024 at 8:51 AM
It was an opportunity for groat
Profile tagline "I beg to Swiffer"
August 14, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Profile tagline "I beg to Swiffer"
This is an issue of mounting interest.
August 14, 2024 at 12:49 AM
This is an issue of mounting interest.
A dog bathing business: Dirty Hairy
August 14, 2024 at 12:45 AM
A dog bathing business: Dirty Hairy
My wine tastes are so cheap, I don't get it in fancy bottles with them high fallutin' corks.. or even with screw caps... boxes are where it's at! #cardboardeaux
August 10, 2024 at 1:11 AM
My wine tastes are so cheap, I don't get it in fancy bottles with them high fallutin' corks.. or even with screw caps... boxes are where it's at! #cardboardeaux
Don't let anyone cramp your style!
August 10, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Don't let anyone cramp your style!
He went back upstairs and his wife said Oh Tim... eating cheese again? He said 'How did know that?!' She pointed at his shirt and said 'There's a shred of evidence'
August 9, 2024 at 1:17 AM
He went back upstairs and his wife said Oh Tim... eating cheese again? He said 'How did know that?!' She pointed at his shirt and said 'There's a shred of evidence'
He needs to be, in case he ever needs to stage a coo
August 9, 2024 at 1:15 AM
He needs to be, in case he ever needs to stage a coo