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Evan Hildreth
@oddevan.com
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How long should it take somebody before they can be someone?

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YOU 👏 BANNED 👏 MY 👏 ACCOUNT
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December 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Several fast food chain signs and slogans hilariously misspelled. Highlights include “Weedy’s old fashioned HURGUSBURGUS”, “SBUBBY: eef freef”, and “A&A AAAAAAAA”
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Not me searching for if there’s a plugin to use the Caddy web server with the Lando dev tool…

Anyway, happy Singapore Grand Prix weekend to all who celebrate. 🏎️
Photo of a DuckDuckGo web search for “lando caddy” with the results being stories about the Formula One driver Lando Norris and a golf caddy.
October 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Where’s Wendy’s when we really need them?
Exchange on Twitter: Patrick D. Jenkins says “If the beef is never frozen, then how do you guys keep it fresh?” Wendy’s replies with “REFRIGERATORS”
September 7, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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My Christian Rap past has come back to haunt me. (Do they know I was more of a John Reuben guy?)
Screenshot from a McDonald’s mobile order: your order (voice code KJ52)
August 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Yeah, our tap water is that good.
A 16 ounce can of “purely GVL” which is lightly carbonated Greenville tap water. The label is white with black text and an illustration of a rabbit.
July 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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You ever realize you’ve fallen too far down the Amazon search results?
Screenshot from an Amazon listing. Headline is What's in the box. A single bullet point follows that simply says NO.
July 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
Screenshot from Animal Crossing New Horizons. The player character is standing in the rain on a path next to a pond near some bamboo. They are wearing a black bucket hat and a floral raincoat. They are holding up a frog towards the camera and holding a fishing pole away from the camera. The caption says ‘I caught a frog! Or it's a new neighbor...and I have some apologizing to do.’
July 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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God I hope so...
Evan circa 2006 on an abandoned railroad track in baggy jeans, a flannel shirt, and a navy blue bucket hat with madcrasher.com screen-printed onto it.
June 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Hey, Apple? What the ‼️ is this?! Where’s the ‼️ing unsubscribe link? How do I mark this as spam?
June 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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That would be this guy.
A picture of me in front of the tall grass.
May 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Post your #oc and a Pokémon team you think they would have.

Red, Green, and Blue are a package deal, so you get three small teams. (Art by deviantart.com/cervelet)
Three characters that I call Red, Green, and Blue. Red is a faun with brown fur and hair and two small grey horns; they are wearing grey-brown pants, a white shirt, and a red scarf. Green is a wyvern with green scales and feathers, with blue feathers at the tip of their tail and the beginning of their forehead. Blue is a human with brown hair and thick black glasses. They are wearing blue jeans and a blue pullover hoodie. Green his hugging Red and Blue; Red is hugging them back, but Blue is hanging off the ground with the wind knocked out of them. Red's team: Fuecoco, Luxury, Gyrados, and Maushold Green's team: Dartrix, Ribombee, Flagon, and Talonflame Blue's team: Glaceon, Porygon2, Pawmot, and Ninetails
May 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally
A photo of a fox with orange fur lying on the ground with its front paws over its eyes.
April 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Bumps In the Gumroad: https://oddevan.com/2025/04/04/bumps-in-the-gumroad.html
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April 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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I’m afraid—if I log out—I won’t be able to find my LinkedIn account!
March 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Okay, what three posts? I bet they’re GIFs… 🙃
Screenshot from Dame’s alt text checker showing that @oddevan.com has alt text on 32 out of 35 image posts for a score of 91.43%.
January 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Back again with another #php question: I’ve put classes that exist and don’t exist through this loop, but I’m still only testing 3/4 code branches. Any ideas?
PHP code: foreach ($services as $service) { if(!class_exists($service) { continue; }
January 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Wow, Google, “updating” is carrying a lot of weight here. I don’t remember you “updating” the price after we lost MLB network or our regional sports network.
Screenshot from an email from YouTube TV: To keep up with the rising cost of content and the investments we make in the quality of our service, we’re updating our monthly price from $72.99/month to $82.99/month starting January 13, 2025.
December 12, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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Automakers of America, here’s what I want in an electric:

200+ mile range
NACS charging
Fits in unconventional parking spots like an actual small car and not the compact SUVs that every electric seems to be these days!
A dark blue Volkswagen Golf parked at an angle inside a parking spot. The spot has the business’ roadside sign inside it, reducing the available space and making the spot non-viable for larger cars. The Golf is tucked nicely between the sign pole on the left and a set of utility pole tethers on the right with just enough space to open the drivers side door.
November 19, 2024 at 2:28 PM
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In the immortal words of Bubs Concession Stand: I shoulda done this like a million years ago.

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A list of twitter accounts: oddEvanDotCom, madcrasher, _smolblog, PillTimerApp, and oddEvan Progress bar from the TweetXer script showing 3122 out of 7436 tweets deleted. Screenshot of the oddEvan account on X with the message: This account doesn't exist
November 14, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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Sometimes the world is awesome, and the Northern Lights make it to South Carolina.
A purple and pink aurora in the sky framed by silhouettes of trees
October 11, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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Hey, uh, what exactly does it want me to test?!
A screenshot of a PHPUnit test coverage report. An abstract function declaration is highlighted in red, indicating no test coverage. There is no code in the function, as it is an abstract function declaration. And before anyone asks, yes, that function is called in subclasses.
October 5, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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Does this make me cool?
Certificate showing that I am user number 313,941 on Bluesky.
September 17, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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Just did the final recording for the Smolblog pitch video. To celebrate, here's me flubbing a few lines.
September 16, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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Got a burst of inspiration for a point-and-click adventure, figured out ways I could build it in Svelte, and now I’ve got an HTML version of a old phone…
A webpage mocked up to have the interface of a circa-2002 Nokia mobile phone with a back, action, and scroll buttons. The current screen is home, the action button is for alerts, the scroll buttons are for numbers. There are 3 bars of signal.
July 21, 2024 at 6:18 PM