odd derstuff
odderstuff.bsky.social
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"please stop this" takes me OUT every time that man was APALLED
November 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
also i am not confident they're gonna give us pandora but if they do she'd BETTER ask marius if vampirism made his dick bigger and make him clutch his pearls like a scandalised victorian lady about it
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
louis daniel and armand all showing up and looking at each other like "well one of us is going to have to change"
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
a bitch actively encourages it tbh
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
exactly like you can like problematic characters that's fine but it's weird to pretend they aren't problematic
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
like the implications of that are crazy too bc yeah generally people came into puberty later in the middle ages & abuse and malnourishment can affect things but if armand was entirely prepubescent at that point either he was a VERY late bloomer or he's actually even younger than he thinks he is
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
yeah also remember that was like the FIRST thing he did to this deeply sexually traumatised and practically catatonic child that he purchased from sex traffickers with the express intent of grooming him. not a nonce at all tho.
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
less that i can excuse it and more that i need him to pick a struggle bc you just cannot be both
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Reposted by odd derstuff
NEED these ppl to just. stop erasing a character's flaws in order to not feel guilty for liking said character. Like just own it man, he sucks!!! Real bad even! And u can still like him, it's fine!
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
it's also crazy bc like. within the scope of him being a Gothic Horror Character where everyone does deplorable shit and nobody is truly Good it's not even the noncery that makes him dislikable it is his god awful personality but none of them are defending him on that front lol
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
i mean close enough welcome back anne rice
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
further arguments include

- well yes he was attracted to and wanted to marry pandora at the ages of 10 and 15 but he didn't ACTUALLY touch her
- we're only explicitly told about him touching on ONE teenager guys that doesn't even count
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
the argument is
- age of consent in some countries is 16 or lower so therefore adults touching on kids is okay
- hairsplitting between technical terms for different types of attraction to children at different stages of development
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i think it's similar to my gripe with people saying "unalived" for killed or died like if you are in a scenario where you must use innuendo or euphemism there are others that exist which sound less childish
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
generally i don't mind it in any other context (except the term "neurospicy" that makes me want to commit crimes they don't have names for yet) but for some reason for smut and sexual content it gets right under my skin
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
like bestie we are all adults here nobody is going to tell you off for using Naughty Sex Words. you don't have to call them "spicy books" you can just say erotica
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
funniest part abt this one is most of the pics they used to illustrate it were specifically of sam as lestat, like that isn't him acting and also like lestat doesn't walk everywhere dick-first
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
don't forget his womanly gait
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
and if he also wants to fuck real rashid like. i am not gonna complain.
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
inappropriate unethical workplace relationship OR hot sexy employment benefits really it is in the eye of the beholder
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM