Fair point, did wonder if there was an angle I was missing.

4,388 minutes is not two weeks.

The maths doesn't work out here.

This is fine, shit happens. What IS garbage is when people have seats 1-2 and go in the door marked seats 15-28 at 19:29.

When I took up photography, going around local parks and nature reserves being an easy source of subjects, it surprised and shamed me how little I knew about both local plants and animals. Did my primary education overseas so not sure how much that has to do with it, but still.

I suspect you're right abotut Scrabble. Perhaps the second part is an anagram of the letters you can use to make 8-letter words with the first 7 (I know some letters are duplicated but that perhaps makes the anagram easier).

Is that from rugby, or just mere metaphor?

These cats who go around killing need to realise that they're role models.

So violent movies do cause violence in the streets...

Or to York, if you're in Paris.

Same for any episode of the Apprentice.

But to be fair it's perfect iambic pentameter. Wonder if you can get a whole sonnet out of such Opins.

Shirts are strange. Your body goes in one hole and comes out three.