This man won one of the largest majorities in UK electoral history, is a white guy who was a prosecutor and prior to the election was beloved by basically all sections of the press. The fact he's been unable to use any of this to achieve anything is incredible.

Poor Sir Keir. I bet he can't believe his position, a position he is in thanks to a well-documented years-long coup against the left of his party including its supporters, was built on a foundation of wet cake. You got your dream, hun. How does it feel?