Corpse Bridegroom
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I just learned what “alt” means… so this is that. But not as interesting.
In BKK. From Cali. Mind your business.
In BKK. From Cali. Mind your business.
Watching the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame show and Maxwell is still my husband. Lordy.
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Watching the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame show and Maxwell is still my husband. Lordy.
“For science”
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
“For science”
Lmao for my family it was Love, Simon
They were very… unhappy with me.
I was raised on horror movies so the only thing that scares them are homosexuals.
They were very… unhappy with me.
I was raised on horror movies so the only thing that scares them are homosexuals.
November 17, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Lmao for my family it was Love, Simon
They were very… unhappy with me.
I was raised on horror movies so the only thing that scares them are homosexuals.
They were very… unhappy with me.
I was raised on horror movies so the only thing that scares them are homosexuals.
Their banter after they left:
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Their banter after they left:
I’m moving in a month and my new neighborhood is mostly French men and I don’t know how I’ll get anything done when I will more than likely have a boner all the time
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I’m moving in a month and my new neighborhood is mostly French men and I don’t know how I’ll get anything done when I will more than likely have a boner all the time
I know what to do.
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I know what to do.
“I’m not gay.”
*sings along to every word of Cher’s Living Proof album*
Me:
*sings along to every word of Cher’s Living Proof album*
Me:
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 AM
“I’m not gay.”
*sings along to every word of Cher’s Living Proof album*
Me:
*sings along to every word of Cher’s Living Proof album*
Me:
Aspirations not allegations
November 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Aspirations not allegations
I had a very instinctual reaction to this
October 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I had a very instinctual reaction to this
quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time
Honestly, Britney on X-Factor is my full range of emotions.
Honestly, Britney on X-Factor is my full range of emotions.
October 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time
Honestly, Britney on X-Factor is my full range of emotions.
Honestly, Britney on X-Factor is my full range of emotions.
Right before bed time?!
Okayyyyy, where’s the luuuube…
Okayyyyy, where’s the luuuube…
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Right before bed time?!
Okayyyyy, where’s the luuuube…
Okayyyyy, where’s the luuuube…
My hook-up tomorrow keeps messaging me to ask to buy him poppers and all these other things, and it’s driving me so crazy I suddenly remembered a Golden Girls joke:
“Does it say K-Mart on my nightgown?!”
“As a matter of fact, it does, you cheapskate!”
“Does it say K-Mart on my nightgown?!”
“As a matter of fact, it does, you cheapskate!”
October 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
My hook-up tomorrow keeps messaging me to ask to buy him poppers and all these other things, and it’s driving me so crazy I suddenly remembered a Golden Girls joke:
“Does it say K-Mart on my nightgown?!”
“As a matter of fact, it does, you cheapskate!”
“Does it say K-Mart on my nightgown?!”
“As a matter of fact, it does, you cheapskate!”