Corpse Bridegroom
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I just learned what “alt” means… so this is that. But not as interesting.
In BKK. From Cali. Mind your business.
In BKK. From Cali. Mind your business.
Watching the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame show and Maxwell is still my husband. Lordy.
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Watching the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame show and Maxwell is still my husband. Lordy.
“For science”
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
“For science”
It’s okay to fat shame ICE agents, right?
November 20, 2025 at 10:13 AM
It’s okay to fat shame ICE agents, right?
This is me at 6am
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This is me at 6am
I never participate in those “post a picture of you when ____” threads because I’m odd about pictures. I hardly take photos of myself, and if I do I take 2. After posting them, I delete them. It is rare for me to keep photos of myself alone.
I just never got into that habit.
So here’s the oldest
I just never got into that habit.
So here’s the oldest
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I never participate in those “post a picture of you when ____” threads because I’m odd about pictures. I hardly take photos of myself, and if I do I take 2. After posting them, I delete them. It is rare for me to keep photos of myself alone.
I just never got into that habit.
So here’s the oldest
I just never got into that habit.
So here’s the oldest
Lmao for my family it was Love, Simon
They were very… unhappy with me.
I was raised on horror movies so the only thing that scares them are homosexuals.
They were very… unhappy with me.
I was raised on horror movies so the only thing that scares them are homosexuals.
November 17, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Lmao for my family it was Love, Simon
They were very… unhappy with me.
I was raised on horror movies so the only thing that scares them are homosexuals.
They were very… unhappy with me.
I was raised on horror movies so the only thing that scares them are homosexuals.
It’s been a bit since I did #monochromemonday
November 17, 2025 at 9:05 AM
It’s been a bit since I did #monochromemonday
Their banter after they left:
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Their banter after they left:
Omg it’s 85% nipples hahaha
November 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Omg it’s 85% nipples hahaha
I’m moving in a month and my new neighborhood is mostly French men and I don’t know how I’ll get anything done when I will more than likely have a boner all the time
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I’m moving in a month and my new neighborhood is mostly French men and I don’t know how I’ll get anything done when I will more than likely have a boner all the time
I know what to do.
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I know what to do.
This has been my strategy for years!
November 15, 2025 at 10:47 AM
This has been my strategy for years!
I took a rest after my birthday.
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I took a rest after my birthday.
Some of the players on the Japanese wheelchair basketball team could get it
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Some of the players on the Japanese wheelchair basketball team could get it
“I’m not gay.”
*sings along to every word of Cher’s Living Proof album*
Me:
*sings along to every word of Cher’s Living Proof album*
Me:
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 AM
“I’m not gay.”
*sings along to every word of Cher’s Living Proof album*
Me:
*sings along to every word of Cher’s Living Proof album*
Me:
Quote with a 10/10 album
I concur and…
I concur and…
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Quote with a 10/10 album
I concur and…
I concur and…
Aspirations not allegations
November 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Aspirations not allegations
Sooooo… Halloween is my birthday.
And I went all fucking out this year (which I haven’t done for years because it’s tired) but the sloppily dressed Arab boys in front of the host bar STILL outdid me (I have a type)
And I went all fucking out this year (which I haven’t done for years because it’s tired) but the sloppily dressed Arab boys in front of the host bar STILL outdid me (I have a type)
October 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Sooooo… Halloween is my birthday.
And I went all fucking out this year (which I haven’t done for years because it’s tired) but the sloppily dressed Arab boys in front of the host bar STILL outdid me (I have a type)
And I went all fucking out this year (which I haven’t done for years because it’s tired) but the sloppily dressed Arab boys in front of the host bar STILL outdid me (I have a type)
I had a very instinctual reaction to this
October 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I had a very instinctual reaction to this
quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time
Honestly, Britney on X-Factor is my full range of emotions.
Honestly, Britney on X-Factor is my full range of emotions.
October 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time
Honestly, Britney on X-Factor is my full range of emotions.
Honestly, Britney on X-Factor is my full range of emotions.
Right before bed time?!
Okayyyyy, where’s the luuuube…
Okayyyyy, where’s the luuuube…
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Right before bed time?!
Okayyyyy, where’s the luuuube…
Okayyyyy, where’s the luuuube…
My hook-up tomorrow keeps messaging me to ask to buy him poppers and all these other things, and it’s driving me so crazy I suddenly remembered a Golden Girls joke:
“Does it say K-Mart on my nightgown?!”
“As a matter of fact, it does, you cheapskate!”
“Does it say K-Mart on my nightgown?!”
“As a matter of fact, it does, you cheapskate!”
October 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
My hook-up tomorrow keeps messaging me to ask to buy him poppers and all these other things, and it’s driving me so crazy I suddenly remembered a Golden Girls joke:
“Does it say K-Mart on my nightgown?!”
“As a matter of fact, it does, you cheapskate!”
“Does it say K-Mart on my nightgown?!”
“As a matter of fact, it does, you cheapskate!”