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Actually this one is going to be hard to beat. Watching me sleep...
December 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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THE MERCHANT
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Turned on the heated mattress pad. I think he likes it.
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This might be the best pic I've ever managed to take of Iubirea
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Handsome man on babysitting duty.

The kids aren't as flashy.
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Opened Twitter for the first time in a while just to dig up this tweet of theirs I adore
December 19, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Smal
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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for the next 24 hours, new yorkers can be annoying as they want about their city and i won't say anything about it, and neither will you. let them say that bodegas don't exist anywhere else or that throwing garbage bags onto the street is normal, they earned it.
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
My crab tank has been completed. It is time to add crabs

After several weeks spent feeding the crabs at the shop i had sort of forgotten that 1) there are at least 75 of them hiding in there, 2) they can cling to the decorations in the tank when you lift them, and 3) theyre fast as all fuck
October 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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September 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I get the impulse to reply to "how to keep yourself from being hit by a car as a pedestrian or cyclist" advice with, "uhh, how about drivers drive better?", but I cannot count the number of times Ive almost hit someone when I was doing everything right bc they decided to be stupid in front of my car
September 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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One of my favourite spread from my upcoming comic!
September 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️
September 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
😩😩😩
July 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Every time I open the paypal app I swear the "transfer to bank" button is somewhere new
July 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Tragedy: the big fancy Earthsea collection has a typo on my favorite line
July 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I had fully forgotten how the "it's winnie the pooh" video ended
July 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
im beach
June 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Gate
June 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I guess I can wait to wash my sheets...
June 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
This is maybe the funniest weather alert ive ever recieved
June 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Furthermore, I know for a fact that my opponent was a willing participant in the Masked Feast of Blood, and that he himself consumed more virgin flesh than any other at the Black Table. And how do I know this? Ah. Well, you see, ah,
June 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Uh oh! The Writers for the Adaptation have Different Political Affiliations than the Original Author and they Want to Make Sure that you Know About It!
June 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Give this thread a read, it's long but worth it!
dragon lady next to me at the second life rave was too close and her wings kept clipping through my player model. I didn't mind but she apologied each and every time it happened. chat was filled with hundreds of variations of "oop sowwie >_<!! xoxo" and "uaah! not again! orz" by the end of the night
May 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Did you know? Mudskippers can climb smooth surfaces and escape through tiny openings your coworkers may have left in their lids! When this happens, their small size, slippery skin, and ability to hop quickly and erratically over land can make them incredibly difficult to catch!
May 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM