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October
@octoberfox.bsky.social
I'm a bisexual Kitchen Witch, a storyteller, an artist, and a lover of all things cute and spooky.
Heaven forbid women have hobbies.
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”

--Megyn R. Kelly

“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”

--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 6:29 AM
My sister - "At this point, who hasn't sucked Clinton's dick? That man has got more head than a guillotine."
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I just read about it and I did not fucking need that image in my head
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I literally snort laughed over this. Perfect.
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The memes are exquisite today.
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Your insurance premiums are about to skyrocket, grocery prices are astronomical, but hey, at least now you'll be able to fly home to spend Thanksgiving with people you don't like.
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I have to hand it to the marketing department for #StrangerThings, because the marketing perfectly captures the consumerism of the 80s. This is totally something that would have been marketed back then to promote the show, and it wouldn't have been cheeky or ironic.
November 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
November 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I just noticed I'm wearing the same dress in this photo that I am in my profile pic. I need a new LBD.
October 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
To the people who bring roller suitcases into the plane instead of checking them, I hope your butthole is always itchy.
a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a room with people sitting at tables .
ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a room with people sitting at tables .
media.tenor.com
September 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
September 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time:

1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society

2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth
September 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
September 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
September 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
When I was younger I'd jump into bed with nothing on but my face cream. Now I have to wear my bamboo pajamas for my night sweats, my hair bonnet for my unruly curls, my CPAP so I can breathe, and headphones for the sounds that will turn off my brain.

Middle age is so sexy.
September 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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August 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
August 30, 2025 at 9:50 AM
So did it happen? Is it currently happening? Is everyone just frantically refreshing?
August 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Being a Gen Xer with a brain that just does whatever it wants means having this on Brain Radio all night long.

ALL. NIGHT. LONG.

youtu.be/WdKUhaHGO3c?...
youtu.be
August 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
There is a horrific free speech restriction coming soon to the US (they already have it in England) that will force you to submit highly sensitive information about yourself just so you can use the internet. Please share this video!
youtu.be/j0mcqjf45kM?...
🚨WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS🚨
YouTube video by HaveYouBeenOutside
youtu.be
August 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Dear Millennials,

I saw a commercial that uses Christina Aguilera's "Come on Over Baby," and I laughed at your expense. Then the next commercial used Back to Life by Soul II Soul to sell Cheerios, and I stopped laughing. Welcome to middle age. It kinda sucks.

Love,
Your Gen X Big Sister
August 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM