*passes the hand sanitizer*

What use, exactly, is a party that campaigns on defending marginalized groups but abandons any marginalized group actually being attacked? It's the definition of fair weather friendship. There when you don't need them, gone when you do

Most of the commercial AI products I've seen are turnkey fraud software so maybe it's in line after all

*my wizened hand taps a "something something Nickelback" meme*
"Them was the good old days when things made sense and a man had purpose!"

Hating Fallon is a crowded fucking brand but I'm kinda hoping Nickelback revisionism has absorbed enough people that the competition's a little more slack

Ah fuck that ain't all gonna fit as a back tattoo

Mentioning Jacobin in a gag always conjures the mental image of the rest of the improv club making pained faces at me and doing the lateral-hand-across-the-neck gesture but I persist

My fursona is a yellow duck named Ed and my gift to him is letting him live in a magical world where Palestine is already free

My two most important rules for online are never pay for an Ivy Leaguer's opinion and never post anything political using your fursona as your avi

"Then I realized I could engrave a QR code for FartCoin INTO the plastic!" I say, my voice barely audible from sheer distance as I shout from the top of my massive throne made of money

I know that's like three movies but it's still a good point

Now the Waterworld revisionism? That I'm all in for.

There's an absurd hunger online for transgressive elements in anything commercial and it's led to the idolization of some truly dismal shit.

Showgirls apologism is the internet distilled to its purest form, the willingness to interpret the most egregious, insulting bullshit into intentional and valuable creative choice because a cultural undercurrent has shifted and there's now a hot-take market for calling the sky green

Honest opinion: if you're going to rep Showgirls you can get fucked with a rake and drag your bleeding derriere to the employment office for a real job