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@oceani.city
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MJ. Marginalia appreciator. Boston-type degenerate. PhD dropout. Toddler ma.

(she/her; TERFs & other bigots can eat shit)
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Tina thinks you should stay on the couch just in case though
A tortoiseshell cat reclines on a gray couch, tucked behind the knees of the blanket-covered lower half of a person lying on their side. The cat is looking back over her shoulder towards, but not directly at, the camera.
December 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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I tiled this into a Zoom background for vent sessions
ASCII art of a person in 3 day sassy poses, arranged diagonally from top left to bottom right of the image. One word of text from the phrase “per my email” is next to each pose.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Blobfish front view
November 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Feeling pretty secure in deleting all those @repchrispappas.bsky.social fundraising emails

Hey @baldwin.senate.gov & @schiff.senate.gov & @govpritzker.illinois.gov why are you supporting this guy??
Screenshot of Gmail search results for “Pappas in:trash” revealing a bunch of fundraising emails from him, including by the people named in my post
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Looks like Cambridge St to 28 is the way to go
Screenshot of Google Maps directions from Harvard University to the USS Constitution. The recommended route is Cambridge St, but the Mem Drive route shown (which is chopped off and probably wrong) takes the same amount of time (28 min). The Somerville way is longer (30 min).
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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An illustration from the story Strega Nona. In it, an old woman in Italian peasant garb with eyes closed has her arms raised over a cauldron that has pasta bubbling out and steam rising above it.
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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The “the fact that I’m at risk of seeing a 14 year olds opinion at any point in my day is a human rights violation” tweet, with “14 year old” replaced by “New Hampshire politician”
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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The UI is charming, too
A cropped screenshot of the UI of the BitCam app after a photo is taken. Under a dithered B&W capture (of a coffee mug next to two remotes on a side table), the screen has “BitCam” written in the original Mac display font “Chicago”. Under that, from left to right, are trash barrel, globe, and floppy disc icons in a classic Mac style.
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Shocked/wide-eyed emoji, in standard emoji yellow, with one eye edited narrower to match Patel’s doofy uneven I’M CAUGHT face.
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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She tore an eyelid when our baby was 6 weeks old and we didn’t even have a fully working kitchen. I was pumping in the car on the way to vet visits and doing stroller circles around the waiting room, but worth every minute (and $).
A tortoiseshell cat wearing a soft head cone that looks like a sunflower. She’s sitting on the piece of plywood that was our kitchen table at the time. On a table in front of a window and facing out is the same tortie cat in same sunflower collar, which is glowing in the afternoon light.
November 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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SNL celebrity Jeopardy answer “colors that end in urple“
October 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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When the ppasssing hits
Still from garbage slop pretend AI video game with a red slashed circle symbol over an unrecognizable arrangement of shapes, and the text PPASSSING written below
October 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Last year 😭
A two year old boy dressed as Nibbler from Futurama. He’s walking down stairs from a house’s porch, and there is a pumpkin on each step.
October 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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147 ground miles in just under six days. Fedex originally estimated I'd receive this package on Sunday the 19th. In Boston.
A screenshot of FedEx tracking details for a package. The two highlighted rows show the package initially leaving the first FedEx facility in Raleigh, NC, USA on Thursday, 10/16 at 9:21 pm and arriving at their Concord, NC facility on Wednesday, 10/22 at 3:44 pm.
October 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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I've blocked all AI features from Zoom at work, but since this garbage only started once Zoom forced AI into everything, I assume it's AI. Anyway, I don't know how you claim AI is transcription magic when it can't even deal with coughing, throat clearing, and verbal pauses.
A pop-up window in a zoom meeting with the heading "Confirm your speaking language", followed by the text "It sounds like you might have switched to a different language. Please update it so we can provide better-quality transcription." Below is a drop-down menu with "Vietnamese" as the suggested language, followed by "Cancel" and "Save" buttons.
October 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Glad to see chad @cpsc.gov doing their job without some bitch-ass "blame democrats" sign up
Screenshot of CPSC recall notice page. A pop-up window reads: "CPSC Activities During a Lapse in Appropriations: During the lapse in federal appropriations, CPSC will continue its critical work to protect the public from imminent threats to human life and property. This work includes screening hazardous products at ports, monitoring injury reports, and taking urgent enforcement actions such as product recalls. Previously scheduled meetings of the Commission and its staff will not take place during this period." The recall notice in the background describes an item containing sulfuric acid being sold without the acid in child-resistant packaging.
October 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Outstanding cover image choice for the AI results on this search, just A+ future shit here on Al Gore’s internet
Screenshot of the top part of Google’s AI-generated search results for the search term “Qwerty keyboard layout”. The primary image is an illustration of a completely different keyboard layout (Colemak).
October 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Guido and Luigi from the first Cars movie, frowning
October 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Hindenburg blimp meme, with top image of intact Hindenburg flying with text “unlike u snowflakes im not so easily triggered” overlaid, and bottom image of Hindenburg exploding with text “MEDIA CRITICISM IS HYSTERIA” overlaid
October 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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🤨
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October 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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The “hayride” at the corn maze we decided not to do today
October 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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I choose both. Here is my cat in her regular ritual of waiting until I’m in a meeting to decide she wants something, and I either have to pet her until I’m done or listen to her yowl the whole time.
Screenshot of a zoom call, with faces obscured, except for a tortoiseshell cat’s head as she demands full attention
October 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Grossly unprofessional; this trash has no place in this email. @democrats-veterans.house.gov @vetsat.bsky.social
Screenshot of a US Department of Veterans Affairs newsletter. Visible text reads: "#VetResources is a weekly newsletter for Veterans, their families, caregivers, and survivors. Connect with Secretary Collins on X As you may be aware, funding for some government agencies, including portions of the Department of Veterans Affairs, expired at midnight this morning. President Trump opposes a lapse in appropriations, and on September 19, the House of Representatives passed, with the Trump Administration's support, a clean continuing resolution to fund the government through November 21. Unfortunately, Democrats are blocking this Continuing Resolution in the U.S. Senate due to unrelated policy demands. During the current lapse in funding, the vast majority of VA benefits and services will continue uninterrupted, but the government shutdown is not without consequences to VA. Here is what you need to know:"
October 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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If anyone’s looking for the Massachusetts dot in that list, save yourself ten minutes of scrolling: it’s WWLP in Springfield
Screenshot of a section of Nexstar’s list of US stations, showing the entry for Springfield MA. The station identified is WWLP.
September 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Pretty sure the angel is one of these guys—the other one is in another Oval Office doorway pediment—that’s been spray painted to hell
Walmart item page screenshot of Design Toscano cherub decorations
August 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM