m*jᙾ ultra [*merry ᙾjolly]
@oceani.city
MJ. Marginalia appreciator. Boston-type degenerate. PhD dropout. Toddler ma.
(she/her; TERFs & other bigots can eat shit)
(she/her; TERFs & other bigots can eat shit)
The first time I walked out of a movie rewired the entertainment and recreation sector of my brain into that da share zone meme
December 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The first time I walked out of a movie rewired the entertainment and recreation sector of my brain into that da share zone meme
I can’t click the link right now, but is this the MTV awards show where Jimmy Page was playing with him? I remember him doing the most forced, weird little shuffle dance at one point and looking like such a damn goon.
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I can’t click the link right now, but is this the MTV awards show where Jimmy Page was playing with him? I remember him doing the most forced, weird little shuffle dance at one point and looking like such a damn goon.
Oh my god, I thought the other person referencing this was a shitpost
December 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Oh my god, I thought the other person referencing this was a shitpost
Tina thinks you should stay on the couch just in case though
December 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Tina thinks you should stay on the couch just in case though
You are beloved in this house because you’re not only an educator on tv, but also a human and a role model.
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
You are beloved in this house because you’re not only an educator on tv, but also a human and a role model.
I tiled this into a Zoom background for vent sessions
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I tiled this into a Zoom background for vent sessions
He’s just hyping the latest @wtyppod.bsky.social bonus ep
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
He’s just hyping the latest @wtyppod.bsky.social bonus ep
Peëps, I survived cancelling Disney+ with a toddler; cancelling my New Yorker sub won’t even draw a sigh out of me
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Peëps, I survived cancelling Disney+ with a toddler; cancelling my New Yorker sub won’t even draw a sigh out of me
I was up every hour last night with my three year old (coughing, congestion, sore throat). He woke up for the day at 4:50 and he’s been ricocheting off the fucking walls since 6:30. The crash is going to be so bad, but for now? He says he wants to go to the beach and swim. In 32 w/wind chill.
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I was up every hour last night with my three year old (coughing, congestion, sore throat). He woke up for the day at 4:50 and he’s been ricocheting off the fucking walls since 6:30. The crash is going to be so bad, but for now? He says he wants to go to the beach and swim. In 32 w/wind chill.
Absolutely, I make pizza at home all the time—I need to start on the dough at least an hour before the pizza has to go in the oven, and even then I’m relying on jar sauce, packaged shredded cheese, canned olives, pre-washed spinach, etc. to get it on the table in time.
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Absolutely, I make pizza at home all the time—I need to start on the dough at least an hour before the pizza has to go in the oven, and even then I’m relying on jar sauce, packaged shredded cheese, canned olives, pre-washed spinach, etc. to get it on the table in time.
“Preserved cheese” cheese is by definition a preserved food, it is literally preserved milk
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
“Preserved cheese” cheese is by definition a preserved food, it is literally preserved milk
I would steal the whole supreme crust-to-pie-ratio area created by the chaos slice SO FAST
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I would steal the whole supreme crust-to-pie-ratio area created by the chaos slice SO FAST
I’m sorry you have to deal with this and so glad the nonprofit I work for proactively put their foot down on it. Keep fighting the good fight!
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m sorry you have to deal with this and so glad the nonprofit I work for proactively put their foot down on it. Keep fighting the good fight!
It looks like a snow cannon
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It looks like a snow cannon
We help feed/give winter shelter to a neighborhood cat who is rumored to have been left by someone. He will only eat treats. (And he isn’t fooled by the dental care ones.)
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
We help feed/give winter shelter to a neighborhood cat who is rumored to have been left by someone. He will only eat treats. (And he isn’t fooled by the dental care ones.)
It seems to me that the lowest bar for going into farming is not being opposed to farming, but what does my city-dwelling ass know
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
It seems to me that the lowest bar for going into farming is not being opposed to farming, but what does my city-dwelling ass know
Come on, she was clearly being playful. Please compare her comment to some of the utterly constipated “that’s not a biscuit” whining on this post and consider which category of reply Jamelle was talking about.
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Come on, she was clearly being playful. Please compare her comment to some of the utterly constipated “that’s not a biscuit” whining on this post and consider which category of reply Jamelle was talking about.
I don’t even eat meat and I think these people are fucking dopes
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I don’t even eat meat and I think these people are fucking dopes