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Matt
@occamsbathrobe.bsky.social
Oddball egalitarian predisposed to swearing and sarcasm. Animal lover with a fondness for cats. I do NOT automatically follow back.
Nice. I occasionally like to pronounce chaos as "chowse."
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It's hoarding. Sort of like dragons... who are typically portrayed as monsters. 🤔
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Perhaps he's finally reached the narcissistic collapse. I'm envisioning ketchup spattered everywhere.
November 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Ty for sending 🍀

to be inside for the rest of the month and for this first wave of the Holiday season: $754/$3517

$2763 left—needed 11-17
80 ppl with $35 each helps

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#MutualAid #HelpFolksLive #HelpSky #BIPOCMA #FundSky #MutualAidVoid #PWD #DisabilitySky
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a cartoon of a man skiing down a snowy slope with a sign that says please stay in frack & tryan
Alt: a cartoon of a man skiing down a snowy slope with a sign that says please stay in frack & tryan
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November 15, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I feel like that name is very chaotic neutral.
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I just listened to it again, this time with my Bluetooth speaker. Now I'm going to tag @nellieadjacent.bsky.social because I know she'll appreciate this on a couple of levels. 😄
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Catchy. I'll probably be humming this later.
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
The fact that you've replied to this thread over 100 times today would indicate otherwise. You should consider seeking professional help.
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Tagging @anotoriouspig.bsky.social here because fungi!
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
If you do decide to get one, I highly recommend a Black & Decker ceramic heater. That's what I have and it's served me extremely well.
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
When it was stupidly cold a few years ago, my heat wasn't sufficient to keep the apartment warm enough, so I got a space heater. It cost me about $30 and I'm still using it to this day. It's actually in my room currently running.
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Space heater. 🤷‍♂️
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
"Snot protection?"

That isn't snot... 😂
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Rule 34. 🤷‍♂️
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Literally anything helps. I'm so sorry to ask, y'all. I hate this. If you can't help, please don't worry about it. I get it. If you can, thank you so so much.

Cash app: $kristyclueless
Paypal: kristybelt@outlook.com

So sorry and thank you 🫣
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I did not need this image in my timeline. Where's the eye bleach?
prince is sitting on a couch in a black and white photo with his eyes closed and a chain around his neck .
ALT: prince is sitting on a couch in a black and white photo with his eyes closed and a chain around his neck .
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November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM