brit
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an ox and a moron
an ox and a moron
I bought groceries with my palm today. 😳 #NicolaeCarpathiaIsThatYou #MarkOfTheBeast 😏
August 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I bought groceries with my palm today. 😳 #NicolaeCarpathiaIsThatYou #MarkOfTheBeast 😏
Story Time:
Today, I was at my local coffee shop (from whence I work most days), laptop open, noise canceling headphones on; working hard.
A man approaches me, comes all the way up to my table and looks quite perturbed.
I take off my headphones. He asks me if I’m “scraping [his] data.
1/
Today, I was at my local coffee shop (from whence I work most days), laptop open, noise canceling headphones on; working hard.
A man approaches me, comes all the way up to my table and looks quite perturbed.
I take off my headphones. He asks me if I’m “scraping [his] data.
1/
June 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Story Time:
Today, I was at my local coffee shop (from whence I work most days), laptop open, noise canceling headphones on; working hard.
A man approaches me, comes all the way up to my table and looks quite perturbed.
I take off my headphones. He asks me if I’m “scraping [his] data.
1/
Today, I was at my local coffee shop (from whence I work most days), laptop open, noise canceling headphones on; working hard.
A man approaches me, comes all the way up to my table and looks quite perturbed.
I take off my headphones. He asks me if I’m “scraping [his] data.
1/
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No it’s smart actually to overthink your interactions with people to the point of regret and humiliation because otherwise you’d have a good time
April 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
No it’s smart actually to overthink your interactions with people to the point of regret and humiliation because otherwise you’d have a good time
Some of you haven’t been a very recognizable teenage figure in a city of 300k+ people and told if you had pre-marital sex your family would be publicly shamed and exiled — and it shows.
April 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Some of you haven’t been a very recognizable teenage figure in a city of 300k+ people and told if you had pre-marital sex your family would be publicly shamed and exiled — and it shows.
Someone on TikTok asked if you live in another state or country from your hometown, how often do you go back? (she was told she goes back a lot)
When I first moved away, I went back every 4 months or so…
I commented “every other funeral” which has just about been the frequency these last 6 years.
When I first moved away, I went back every 4 months or so…
I commented “every other funeral” which has just about been the frequency these last 6 years.
April 10, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Someone on TikTok asked if you live in another state or country from your hometown, how often do you go back? (she was told she goes back a lot)
When I first moved away, I went back every 4 months or so…
I commented “every other funeral” which has just about been the frequency these last 6 years.
When I first moved away, I went back every 4 months or so…
I commented “every other funeral” which has just about been the frequency these last 6 years.
Okay, but have you ever poured sparkling water on your beauty blender so you didn’t have to get up?
Anyone? 👀
Anyone? 👀
April 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Okay, but have you ever poured sparkling water on your beauty blender so you didn’t have to get up?
Anyone? 👀
Anyone? 👀
Good News: figured out why my dishwasher has been flooding the house
Painful News: upon discovery of that information, I got a concussion
🤕😵💫
Embarrassing News: I have a stuffy nose + between that + the concussion, had a panic attack bc I couldn’t breathe + I couldn’t get anything to blow my nose
Painful News: upon discovery of that information, I got a concussion
🤕😵💫
Embarrassing News: I have a stuffy nose + between that + the concussion, had a panic attack bc I couldn’t breathe + I couldn’t get anything to blow my nose
March 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Good News: figured out why my dishwasher has been flooding the house
Painful News: upon discovery of that information, I got a concussion
🤕😵💫
Embarrassing News: I have a stuffy nose + between that + the concussion, had a panic attack bc I couldn’t breathe + I couldn’t get anything to blow my nose
Painful News: upon discovery of that information, I got a concussion
🤕😵💫
Embarrassing News: I have a stuffy nose + between that + the concussion, had a panic attack bc I couldn’t breathe + I couldn’t get anything to blow my nose
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It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
February 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
Around this time last year, a new-on-the-scene, white, ex-pastor came into the deconstruction space by storm and named his anti-purity culture webinar (thank goodness because he’d been out of it for five whole minutes 😅 - pLeASe tEaCH uS yoUr wAyS 🙇♀️ - a clever name… that he stole
February 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Around this time last year, a new-on-the-scene, white, ex-pastor came into the deconstruction space by storm and named his anti-purity culture webinar (thank goodness because he’d been out of it for five whole minutes 😅 - pLeASe tEaCH uS yoUr wAyS 🙇♀️ - a clever name… that he stole
Since I’ve moved, has the coffee shop noticed I haven’t been in for my chai and banana bread?
Do they wonder if I’ve died?
Do they wonder if I’ve died?
January 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Since I’ve moved, has the coffee shop noticed I haven’t been in for my chai and banana bread?
Do they wonder if I’ve died?
Do they wonder if I’ve died?
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🔥🔥 oh hey how’s the weather over here?🔥🔥
January 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
🔥🔥 oh hey how’s the weather over here?🔥🔥
Is snow the dandruff of the gods?
January 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Is snow the dandruff of the gods?