I grate it into my breakfast burritos a little at a time until it’s gone, and then I buy more

At the same time?

Remove curse scrolls only come with the highest membership tier

Show them a woman so normal that they die from the exertion of trying to find a weird alien metaphor to describe her.

Giving people heartfelt, life changing advice and then stealing all of their clothes and spell scrolls as soon as they leave the room

Adventure, mail, ingratiate

Just hire Brandon Sanderson to finish it.

When he was giving us money, I was okay with the guy. But now that we've spent the money, I hate his guts.