Oblio
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I believe in a balanced investment portfolio, consisting of a mix of cryptocurrencies, NFTs, Beanie Babies, and lottery tickets. I’m a billionaire! No, wait, a millionaire. Oops, now I’m wiped out…
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I believe in a balanced investment portfolio, consisting of a mix of cryptocurrencies, NFTs, Beanie Babies, and lottery tickets. I’m a billionaire! No, wait, a millionaire. Oops, now I’m wiped out…
I bought a nice enclosed litter box for my cats, hoping that is would cut down on the mess.
It’s been in the basement for three weeks and they won’t even go near it.
It’s been in the basement for three weeks and they won’t even go near it.
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I bought a nice enclosed litter box for my cats, hoping that is would cut down on the mess.
It’s been in the basement for three weeks and they won’t even go near it.
It’s been in the basement for three weeks and they won’t even go near it.
But is it rad? Phat? Fab? Gear?!!
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
But is it rad? Phat? Fab? Gear?!!
Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich? Malkovich!
(As a child, Jack Davis was my Hieronymus Bosch - spent hours concentrating on all the little details he put in.)
(As a child, Jack Davis was my Hieronymus Bosch - spent hours concentrating on all the little details he put in.)
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich? Malkovich!
(As a child, Jack Davis was my Hieronymus Bosch - spent hours concentrating on all the little details he put in.)
(As a child, Jack Davis was my Hieronymus Bosch - spent hours concentrating on all the little details he put in.)
The secret to Mike Johnson is that he wants to be seen as a man with unyielding principles, but he doesn’t actually have any.
Reminiscent of this gem from Groucho Marx: “Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them…well, I have others.”
Reminiscent of this gem from Groucho Marx: “Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them…well, I have others.”
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The secret to Mike Johnson is that he wants to be seen as a man with unyielding principles, but he doesn’t actually have any.
Reminiscent of this gem from Groucho Marx: “Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them…well, I have others.”
Reminiscent of this gem from Groucho Marx: “Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them…well, I have others.”
Well stated, sir! (Also, bonus points for an apt Machiavelli quote that’s NOT from “The Prince”.)
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Well stated, sir! (Also, bonus points for an apt Machiavelli quote that’s NOT from “The Prince”.)
Two possibilities, both equally bad:
1. Nuzzi lazily used AI to write this slop
2. Nuzzi actually wrote this AI-grade slop
1. Nuzzi lazily used AI to write this slop
2. Nuzzi actually wrote this AI-grade slop
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Two possibilities, both equally bad:
1. Nuzzi lazily used AI to write this slop
2. Nuzzi actually wrote this AI-grade slop
1. Nuzzi lazily used AI to write this slop
2. Nuzzi actually wrote this AI-grade slop
“Brain worms. Brain worms. Brain worms. Brain worms…”
[turns page]
“…Brain worms.”
[turns page]
“…Brain worms.”
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“Brain worms. Brain worms. Brain worms. Brain worms…”
[turns page]
“…Brain worms.”
[turns page]
“…Brain worms.”
Los Angeles to New York in just 60 hours??? Inconceivable!
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Los Angeles to New York in just 60 hours??? Inconceivable!
I’m wondering if the editorial staff at @washingtonpost.com has learned anything from the past year. If this kind of hatchet job is the norm, probably not.
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’m wondering if the editorial staff at @washingtonpost.com has learned anything from the past year. If this kind of hatchet job is the norm, probably not.
“Have you ever considered purchasing a timeshare?”
November 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
“Have you ever considered purchasing a timeshare?”
“Submitted for your approval: John Scalzi, writer and frequent flyer, has just had his airline seat mysteriously upgraded. This is the first in a sequence of strange moments on his latest flight…to the Twilight Zone.”
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
“Submitted for your approval: John Scalzi, writer and frequent flyer, has just had his airline seat mysteriously upgraded. This is the first in a sequence of strange moments on his latest flight…to the Twilight Zone.”
If the flight attendant offers you a wide selection of burritos, you’re trapped in a Black Mirror / Twilight Zone episode…
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
If the flight attendant offers you a wide selection of burritos, you’re trapped in a Black Mirror / Twilight Zone episode…
I am absolutely shocked by this news. No, wait…what’s the opposite of shocked?
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I am absolutely shocked by this news. No, wait…what’s the opposite of shocked?
As a Psych major, I got to tinker with lie detector technology. It’s actually measuring physiological signs of stress (like galvanic skin response). The correlation between stress and lying exists but it’s far from exact. Lots of false positives and negatives.
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
As a Psych major, I got to tinker with lie detector technology. It’s actually measuring physiological signs of stress (like galvanic skin response). The correlation between stress and lying exists but it’s far from exact. Lots of false positives and negatives.
Step 1: Put on sleep pants
Step 2: Notice cat preparing to pounce
Step 3: Back away slowly, tuck drawstrings into waistband
Step 2: Notice cat preparing to pounce
Step 3: Back away slowly, tuck drawstrings into waistband
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Step 1: Put on sleep pants
Step 2: Notice cat preparing to pounce
Step 3: Back away slowly, tuck drawstrings into waistband
Step 2: Notice cat preparing to pounce
Step 3: Back away slowly, tuck drawstrings into waistband
I’ve said this too! Lower back should be in the running as well.
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I’ve said this too! Lower back should be in the running as well.
What’s the difference between a wonky knee and, well, a knee? My knees are in great shape, but every couple of months one of them just takes a day off. “Yeah, I don’t feel like holding you up today. Try again tomorrow.”
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
What’s the difference between a wonky knee and, well, a knee? My knees are in great shape, but every couple of months one of them just takes a day off. “Yeah, I don’t feel like holding you up today. Try again tomorrow.”
I think that’s why people on this side of the pond thought Russell Brand was an intellectual.
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I think that’s why people on this side of the pond thought Russell Brand was an intellectual.
I can kinda tell the difference between accents and years of BBC mysteries have taught me which accents are and aren’t posh, yet…
Any British accent sounds cultured to the American ear.
Any British accent sounds cultured to the American ear.
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I can kinda tell the difference between accents and years of BBC mysteries have taught me which accents are and aren’t posh, yet…
Any British accent sounds cultured to the American ear.
Any British accent sounds cultured to the American ear.