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Also, the answer to the question “Who does your hair?”
November 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Also, the answer to the question “Who does your hair?”
I AM SUING FOR USE OF MY LIKENESS WITHOUT PERMISSION
November 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I AM SUING FOR USE OF MY LIKENESS WITHOUT PERMISSION
Gandalf has had enough for one week…
October 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Gandalf has had enough for one week…
The new user-friendly Windows interface:
October 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The new user-friendly Windows interface:
We need to return to a time when American fighter planes ruled the skies.
September 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
We need to return to a time when American fighter planes ruled the skies.
If we leave a bag of cat food unattended, it will suddenly develop a perfectly round hole, exactly the same size as a certain cat’s head. How? It’s a mystery!
September 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
If we leave a bag of cat food unattended, it will suddenly develop a perfectly round hole, exactly the same size as a certain cat’s head. How? It’s a mystery!
This meatloaf helps me sleep at 4 AM by aggressively grooming my head and purring as loud as he can next to my ear. I might prefer the face-eating.
September 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This meatloaf helps me sleep at 4 AM by aggressively grooming my head and purring as loud as he can next to my ear. I might prefer the face-eating.
The league never responded to my brilliant suggestions…
September 9, 2025 at 11:46 AM
The league never responded to my brilliant suggestions…
This one is just checking for flavor before attacking…
August 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This one is just checking for flavor before attacking…
Hallmark understands the times we live in.
July 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Hallmark understands the times we live in.
This lump of fur is Gouda and he likes to help make the bed.
July 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This lump of fur is Gouda and he likes to help make the bed.
Our vet will only treat this 5-pound ball of rage if I am personally present to hold him. He likes me better than anyone else, which translates to “I will kill you last.”
June 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Our vet will only treat this 5-pound ball of rage if I am personally present to hold him. He likes me better than anyone else, which translates to “I will kill you last.”
Gouda sends his drowsy regards
June 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Gouda sends his drowsy regards
Gave fresh catnip to the beasts…this one went into goblin mode for 30 minutes and then fell asleep on my leg.
June 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Gave fresh catnip to the beasts…this one went into goblin mode for 30 minutes and then fell asleep on my leg.
I call mine “lump” and they just roll over for a belly-rub.
June 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I call mine “lump” and they just roll over for a belly-rub.
Behold! My management team in action! (Or is a croissant I had the other day?)
June 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Behold! My management team in action! (Or is a croissant I had the other day?)
“Colleague”? That’s a supervisor if I’ve ever seen one.
My supervisor:
My supervisor:
June 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
“Colleague”? That’s a supervisor if I’ve ever seen one.
My supervisor:
My supervisor:
My legacy will be this industrial roll of wrapping paper. A bookstore I worked at was throwing it out because they stopped offering gift wrap. Been using it for the last 27 years.
(The punchline: I have a second roll in the basement.)
(The punchline: I have a second roll in the basement.)
May 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My legacy will be this industrial roll of wrapping paper. A bookstore I worked at was throwing it out because they stopped offering gift wrap. Been using it for the last 27 years.
(The punchline: I have a second roll in the basement.)
(The punchline: I have a second roll in the basement.)