i am so sorry but i don’t understand how snooki got so much hate when this show came out, she is a VIBE. the way she screeches at ceiling for the most minor inconvenience is a mood and everyone is just jealous they don’t feel that kind of genuine freedom.

“Can I speak to Angelina please?”
“No she died *click*”

ALDKFLALdlslflgl

i’m on the miami season. i miss the duck phone. this new phone is boring.

like i’m not the most raucous or engaging neighbor but like damn people used to just be outside and now they…aren’t. for some reason. and i didn’t realize how much it bothers me until now.

They made me pay $700 for a simple swab that I performed myself. It’s almost an entire rent payment for me. I almost didn’t pay it purely out of spite.

ur not single bc of an unreasonable standard KYLE ur single bc you’re boring and unkind and won’t bring ur woman animal bones after work

I wonder what it’s like to have that much time to waste

i went back to meat after being vegetarian 20 years for health reasons. after the first week i felt like i could hammer toss a dumpster into the sun.