still haunted by the framed picture of Reba I found at Goodwill and left behind like the stupid idiot fool that i am

fuck u!!!!!!!!!! #art

i find it so laughable when male dating coaches try to soothe their audience by saying they’re single bc women only want riches, fame, looks etc etc when my type is fucking this:

Even in video games 🥲 Et tu, Harvey?

TRYING TO KEEP IT CUTE BUT I’M AT MY FUCKING LIMIT DAWG

#art #digitalart #cute #pink #blood

digitized it so i can make stickers!! put butts on everything you own!!!

EATING THEM TO THE PUNCH

#art #digitalart #digitalillustration #snake

remembered to charge my ipad✨

I wasn’t fucking kidding, whoever you are I hope you’re ready to be constantly disappointed every time I cook

i had to pull out my BFG-ass photography light and edit this shit out of this to make it look even somewhat close to the actual painting, anyway i call it ✨sex on the beach✨ #art #painting

him: *comes home from a 14 hour shift at the coal mine that gave him black lung and took three of his fingers*

me: welcome home babe, look i made u dinner ^-^

ppl on the internet: now than ever we need artists!! they’re here to inform and inspire and give us hope!! we NEED artists!!!

me:

idk if anyone does introductory posts anymore? is that cringe? am i old?

anyway i’m steph, and i’m new here, but i’m not new to art, and i decided to come here to peddle the ghastly shit i draw because billionaires hate creatives. and also to make friends along the way :) #art #artist #intro

i’m classy and refined #art

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