*a guy is running at me with a sword*

"That's illegal"

*he is full on charging, getting really close now*

"Okay that's SUPER illegal"

*I am fully run through with the sword*

CARTOON OF THE DAY

Putin’s puppet 🦋

I love how every video of these drones is either clearly just an airplane or is so out of focus that it could be anything

Incels are so funny to me because their standards are so high but they look like a raw chicken breast with pubes stuck to it

Whoever invented egg nog probably also enjoyed the taste of an aged bathroom sponge

Me:

The devil:

Me:

The devil:

Me: I love your eggs

Alright bsky people, I need some blocklists specifically targeting accounts that post AI art. Any recommendations?

Guys I get what you're saying. Fuck Trump. I agree with you. He's fucking awful.

But I am so, so fucking tired of seeing the cat in the Fuck Trump glasses. Same for the mural of the kid pissing on him.
Can we please, for the love if God, find a new thing? I'm fucking desperate.

⚽️Football Manager
✈️Flight Simulators
🚀The Expanse
🤖Mechwarrior
⭐️Mass Effect
📝Writing
🌎Travel
🎲DnD
🗼Anime
🎨Art
🌱Gardening
🦜Birds
🇦🇺Australia
🤵‍♀Vtubers
🧚‍♂️Fae

@iwriteok.bsky.social was this you

Russia doesn't understand basic concepts.

Me: ADHD is supposedly an autism spectrum disorder but I don't think I have any autistic tendencies

Also me: "Every bread loaf is slightly tapered so for optimal sandwich stability the larger slice should be on the bottom. Any other sandwich construction is physically repulsive to me."