Ari 🐟🏳️🌈
@obakeari.bsky.social
A reliably employed 30 year old that still somehow writes a LOT of fanfiction.
And suddenly….i think I’m developing PPD.
Not from the hormones. Not any of that. But from my shitty fucking family.
Not from the hormones. Not any of that. But from my shitty fucking family.
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
And suddenly….i think I’m developing PPD.
Not from the hormones. Not any of that. But from my shitty fucking family.
Not from the hormones. Not any of that. But from my shitty fucking family.
I am convinced that parents who don’t allow contact naps have never owned a cat.
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I am convinced that parents who don’t allow contact naps have never owned a cat.
This might be the postpartum talking but nobody ever prepares you for how quickly you learn just how HATED you actually are by certain “friends” and family once you have kids.
I’m not even talking the ones who ghost you once the baby is born. I’m talking the ones who HATE hate you.
I’m not even talking the ones who ghost you once the baby is born. I’m talking the ones who HATE hate you.
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
This might be the postpartum talking but nobody ever prepares you for how quickly you learn just how HATED you actually are by certain “friends” and family once you have kids.
I’m not even talking the ones who ghost you once the baby is born. I’m talking the ones who HATE hate you.
I’m not even talking the ones who ghost you once the baby is born. I’m talking the ones who HATE hate you.
Had a great pregnancy and a chill c-section just for my boobs to go septic 💀
Anyway, I’m FINE now but did y’all know that your tits can get infected while breastfeeding and can just??? Take you out? Like completely?
Anyway, I’m FINE now but did y’all know that your tits can get infected while breastfeeding and can just??? Take you out? Like completely?
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Had a great pregnancy and a chill c-section just for my boobs to go septic 💀
Anyway, I’m FINE now but did y’all know that your tits can get infected while breastfeeding and can just??? Take you out? Like completely?
Anyway, I’m FINE now but did y’all know that your tits can get infected while breastfeeding and can just??? Take you out? Like completely?
In a rare moment I found the time and enough creativity to write a scene for SEEPA.
In short, Midna’s a shadow trapped in Vah Ruta and her tactile hair is an offshoot of Ultrahand. Pregnancy brain ain’t got nothing on my creative genius (except for when it does)
In short, Midna’s a shadow trapped in Vah Ruta and her tactile hair is an offshoot of Ultrahand. Pregnancy brain ain’t got nothing on my creative genius (except for when it does)
September 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
In a rare moment I found the time and enough creativity to write a scene for SEEPA.
In short, Midna’s a shadow trapped in Vah Ruta and her tactile hair is an offshoot of Ultrahand. Pregnancy brain ain’t got nothing on my creative genius (except for when it does)
In short, Midna’s a shadow trapped in Vah Ruta and her tactile hair is an offshoot of Ultrahand. Pregnancy brain ain’t got nothing on my creative genius (except for when it does)
How many people am I going to upset by loudly stating that I don’t give 2 shits about canon compliance but give Every Shit about good characterization and storytelling?
Anyway I am contemplating a megaphone to yell about how god awful the currently popular sidlink portrayals have been—
Anyway I am contemplating a megaphone to yell about how god awful the currently popular sidlink portrayals have been—
September 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
How many people am I going to upset by loudly stating that I don’t give 2 shits about canon compliance but give Every Shit about good characterization and storytelling?
Anyway I am contemplating a megaphone to yell about how god awful the currently popular sidlink portrayals have been—
Anyway I am contemplating a megaphone to yell about how god awful the currently popular sidlink portrayals have been—
Kay I’m gonna say it. If Link (botw Link) is that cool ass construct on the box art I’m gonna be glad I can’t afford this game.
September 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Kay I’m gonna say it. If Link (botw Link) is that cool ass construct on the box art I’m gonna be glad I can’t afford this game.
In case anyone needs TMI free birth control today, third trimester 💩💩💩 can trick you into thinking you’re in labor when your twins’ combined weight is 10 lbs or more.
Sincerely, I feel like I’m dying.
Sincerely, I feel like I’m dying.
August 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
In case anyone needs TMI free birth control today, third trimester 💩💩💩 can trick you into thinking you’re in labor when your twins’ combined weight is 10 lbs or more.
Sincerely, I feel like I’m dying.
Sincerely, I feel like I’m dying.
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August 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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August 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Growing up is realizing when you’re not built for large discord servers.
August 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Growing up is realizing when you’re not built for large discord servers.
“lol I just find it confusing”
No. No you don’t. You just don’t like fics with any actual substance, world-building, or plot outside of the “uwu my gays kissed” but got called out on tiktok for having no fanfiction etiquette so now you’re trying to disguise your whiny ass critiques as “confusion”
No. No you don’t. You just don’t like fics with any actual substance, world-building, or plot outside of the “uwu my gays kissed” but got called out on tiktok for having no fanfiction etiquette so now you’re trying to disguise your whiny ass critiques as “confusion”
July 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
“lol I just find it confusing”
No. No you don’t. You just don’t like fics with any actual substance, world-building, or plot outside of the “uwu my gays kissed” but got called out on tiktok for having no fanfiction etiquette so now you’re trying to disguise your whiny ass critiques as “confusion”
No. No you don’t. You just don’t like fics with any actual substance, world-building, or plot outside of the “uwu my gays kissed” but got called out on tiktok for having no fanfiction etiquette so now you’re trying to disguise your whiny ass critiques as “confusion”
Watching fellow creators go through the canon event of Engagement Fishing bc they’re seeing a drop in follower interactions is painful for multiple reasons. Mostly empathetic reasons.
But also I’m selfishly thinking back to when I took a hiatus in 2019 and wondering “did I do that too??? 😬”
But also I’m selfishly thinking back to when I took a hiatus in 2019 and wondering “did I do that too??? 😬”
July 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Watching fellow creators go through the canon event of Engagement Fishing bc they’re seeing a drop in follower interactions is painful for multiple reasons. Mostly empathetic reasons.
But also I’m selfishly thinking back to when I took a hiatus in 2019 and wondering “did I do that too??? 😬”
But also I’m selfishly thinking back to when I took a hiatus in 2019 and wondering “did I do that too??? 😬”
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Nintendo please do more with him he's so cool
June 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Nintendo please do more with him he's so cool
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Ancient Hero from TOTK Im your biggest fan
June 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Ancient Hero from TOTK Im your biggest fan
ALSO while I’m at it. You know I see a lot of folks talk about how isolating it is when no one checks in on you during pregnancy but I’ve yet to hear if anyone also feels….overloaded by those who ONLY check in on your pregnancy. Like leave me alone or talk about anything else I am begging.
June 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
ALSO while I’m at it. You know I see a lot of folks talk about how isolating it is when no one checks in on you during pregnancy but I’ve yet to hear if anyone also feels….overloaded by those who ONLY check in on your pregnancy. Like leave me alone or talk about anything else I am begging.
I stg if one more fucking person starts interrogating me about the goddamn swelling in my feet I am going to lose it.
It is over 100 degrees. I’m 24 weeks pregnant with twins. I’m out of electrolyte powder. MY FEET ARE GOING TO BE SWOLLEN
It is over 100 degrees. I’m 24 weeks pregnant with twins. I’m out of electrolyte powder. MY FEET ARE GOING TO BE SWOLLEN
June 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I stg if one more fucking person starts interrogating me about the goddamn swelling in my feet I am going to lose it.
It is over 100 degrees. I’m 24 weeks pregnant with twins. I’m out of electrolyte powder. MY FEET ARE GOING TO BE SWOLLEN
It is over 100 degrees. I’m 24 weeks pregnant with twins. I’m out of electrolyte powder. MY FEET ARE GOING TO BE SWOLLEN
Marriage is when you whine about craving ice cream and your husband responds by handing you a banana chocolate smoothie while trying to convince you it tastes Exactly the Same as a milkshake.
In his defense he is upholding my request to keep me on the low sugar end this pregnancy.
In his defense he is upholding my request to keep me on the low sugar end this pregnancy.
June 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Marriage is when you whine about craving ice cream and your husband responds by handing you a banana chocolate smoothie while trying to convince you it tastes Exactly the Same as a milkshake.
In his defense he is upholding my request to keep me on the low sugar end this pregnancy.
In his defense he is upholding my request to keep me on the low sugar end this pregnancy.
Spot the Game Grumps reference in this next chapter, I dare you.
archiveofourown.org/works/472694...
archiveofourown.org/works/472694...
archiveofourown.org
June 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Spot the Game Grumps reference in this next chapter, I dare you.
archiveofourown.org/works/472694...
archiveofourown.org/works/472694...
It would appear that after a long night of acid reflux and joint pain, I am joined on the internet by a small gathering of folks who are upset because I *checks notes* wrote 2 separate subplots in which Sidon and Link had previous relationships before each other.
When I say I just deleted the DMs—
When I say I just deleted the DMs—
June 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
It would appear that after a long night of acid reflux and joint pain, I am joined on the internet by a small gathering of folks who are upset because I *checks notes* wrote 2 separate subplots in which Sidon and Link had previous relationships before each other.
When I say I just deleted the DMs—
When I say I just deleted the DMs—
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can’t believe i never posted this here. a classic from the redraw trend in early 2024
#zelda #legendofzelda #twilightprincess #midzel
#zelda #legendofzelda #twilightprincess #midzel
June 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
can’t believe i never posted this here. a classic from the redraw trend in early 2024
#zelda #legendofzelda #twilightprincess #midzel
#zelda #legendofzelda #twilightprincess #midzel
Sidon: divulges important lore and political drama background on Hyrule
Link: focused only on the important things.
Link: focused only on the important things.
June 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Sidon: divulges important lore and political drama background on Hyrule
Link: focused only on the important things.
Link: focused only on the important things.
If anyone minds sending good vibes, I just found out that my daughter has a heart defect yesterday and while it doesn’t look TERRIBLE we won’t really know anything for another month.
I’m caught between blind terror and relief that my son is okay.
I’m caught between blind terror and relief that my son is okay.
May 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
If anyone minds sending good vibes, I just found out that my daughter has a heart defect yesterday and while it doesn’t look TERRIBLE we won’t really know anything for another month.
I’m caught between blind terror and relief that my son is okay.
I’m caught between blind terror and relief that my son is okay.
I may or may not have just binge-read 2 books in the last 2 days because my husband bought me a kindle for our anniversary.
And anyway the literary detox this has given me is insane.
And anyway the literary detox this has given me is insane.
May 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I may or may not have just binge-read 2 books in the last 2 days because my husband bought me a kindle for our anniversary.
And anyway the literary detox this has given me is insane.
And anyway the literary detox this has given me is insane.
I sincerely hope all the people who skipped over the entire arc I just wrote because it didn’t “have enough sidlink” also accidentally miss all of the smut that’s going to get dropped here soon.
May 28, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I sincerely hope all the people who skipped over the entire arc I just wrote because it didn’t “have enough sidlink” also accidentally miss all of the smut that’s going to get dropped here soon.